idontwannaeatmyteeth

If I don’t have the ability to cut scenes from my life into cool edgy edits in the afterlife then I’m not dying

Mother Earth knows no such thing as “shopping”

I’ve been neglecting the rabbit in me

you should be allowed to have ur vibrator in the mental hospital

Every day the tin foil hat people make more sense

rest in peace Rose Quartz you would’ve loved the strip club

I hope they have youtube shorts in the afterlife

can you really blame hermits tho?

substance abuse has no consequences if you’re pure of heart

stimming by giving myself a wegdie

using batteries makes me feel like a bad person

I have thoughts and they all either go directly to my best friend or to my bluesky

If tommyinnit doesn’t come out as trans im going to go insane

Birds are smart because they get to scream all day

I spent too much time alone

theyre putting microphones in the tampons

just sitting here mad as hell

Mfs with neuromuscular disorders when someone tells them to “just work out more”

obscure realization maxxing

Jax from TADC is the Patrick Bateman of unemployed people

oh wait i already said thatfuck

old people just be printing shit

If I could be one of those vr people in adventure time I would

old people just be printing shit

I will soon emerge

not sponsored by therapy

the more you open up to ur therapist the more they can help others as well. think on that 🧐

when i'm tryna consume yuri in peace and some uneducated dimwit pops in with "is that sonar" NO ITS MARCELINE

following eachothers pinterest is the most intimate thing there is

When you’re pure of heart the bong water gives you powers

why does my task manager have a battle pass

I’ve faced discrimination for being a tuna enjoyer more than I ever have for being gay

been giggling about the word “babyhood” for the last two hours

there’s more representation in media for sexual predators than furries

Saw a woodpecker today

For my final meal i’d like a family sized bag of flavor blasted goldfish and a 30 minute moistcritical video please and thank you

What is it with nonbinary mexicans

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhboogaloo

Yes I’m smoking weed in my bed and eating leftover pizza and playing overwatch while watching overwatch clips on youtube shorts but I promise I have ambition

Rip Jesus you would’ve loved LED light strips

Intelligent

Why do we ask forgiveness from god but not the earth

I’ve been trying to reject the cavetown lover in me and I think it’s physically killing me #tobecringeistobefree

pinterest is like the bible for nonverbal autistics

when they try to put the straight jacket on me but my inner peridot from steven universe self shipper kicks in and literally melts my own bones out of my body

who decided

Maybe if my dad was a shitposter he wouldn’t feel so depressed about his second divorce

All I’ve ever wanted is to be truley loved #pokemon