okepa

okepa

@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

I'm kangy, but I'm a large shark dragon online. Also I'm a little taur freak, love those things My boyfriend is sooooo purple 31 πŸ”ž Sometimes NSFW πŸ”ž

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okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

I've avoided coworker's colds for the past month and a half and of course I start feeling something like 2 days before big friend hang out I've been looking forward to since early summer

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Coworker is gonna get me in trouble one of these days. You can tell a place is close to the breaking point when staff starts taking shots every so often behind the bar, like I don't care because I wouldn't be upset getting fired kinda vibes...

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Hot take: Policing people's internet usage, ie saying you won't interact with people who still use twitter, is just as bad as people still using twitter. It's a boring platform to stand on and you sound like an asshole acting that way

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Btw this is a 10oz glass. A typical shot is 1.5oz, this is at least a 4oz pour and Monty is 35% alcohol so have fun doing the math

okepa@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

They're trying to KILL me here, that's so much Monty!!!!

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Sitting at a bar and enjoying a beer while old bostonians yell at the patriots on the TV next to me, what a lovely night πŸ₯°

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okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Sitting at a bar and enjoying a beer while old bostonians yell at the patriots on the TV next to me, what a lovely night πŸ₯°

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Okepa absolutely has the ability to destroy me in a fight, but they're such a baby that one punch in the nose would leave them crying... Kintsugi wouldn't hold back though, they'd bring a knife

JD@jdbeans20.bsky.social

Be honest if you had to fight ur sona to the death are you winning or not

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Wahhh I've smoked the weed that makes me feel like a puppy doggy, but I'm a big shark dragon thing type of puppy doggy

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

I fucking love ask Hank anything, this one with Shayne Topp is so good, it's so much fun seeing the way people think LMAO

okepa
@okepamakoi.hyper.wang

Someone dropped off some bloody Mary mix samples at my bar, me and my bar manager are testing them and I'm like This is good, but I'd rather dip mozz sticks in it than drink it Manager: Fuck you're so right, lets dip cheese curds in this later