Ointmental

Anything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be

Porn is good to fap to only because you cant smell whats going on

I assume almost every post here is sarcastic unless proven otherwise

Next you’re gonna tell me that you’re not a cat!

If you don't idol your car before you drive off then you are ruining your car over time. Just saying

People who drive SUVs control the worlds oil supply. Everyone knows this.

your media is talking all the time about how great your country is and you're buying into it, while ignoring all the attrocities.

You act like there is a huge variety in news sources when in reality 90% of US news is owned by only 6 companies.

In a world full of strangers, the only thing of value is money.

I realized my inability to stick with New Year’s resolutions is timing. My motivation is at an all-time low in January. So now I set intentions/resolutions for the first day of spring! So much more realistic.

My resolution was to become less upset when others fail to live up to my unrealistic expectations.

When a handful of corporations own the market and influence the government through lobbying, it's difficult to make an impact as a consumer. Boycotting doesn't have as much effect when these corporations serve global markets

100% of scientists agree that climate change is real and 97% agree that it is caused by humans.

Global warming is not a controversial topic unless you're an idiot.

I like to think of myself as don’t-knock-it-till-you’ve-tried-it guy

I like my salad warm

Quality of life will always steadily increase with a few hills and valleys.

If you picked the life of a peasant on 12 century and compared to one one the 15 century they would look basically the same

The most mediocre people I know are probably the richest. They also had the richest and most well connected parents. Shocker

“Clinton is in the Epstein files!” Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know. The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.

Where's a playlist for my little Kitty, you irresponsible Spotify?

How Hilari Clinton is kopping up with all these daily breakings is beyond me

Bluesky lack drafting option. Wtf

The hardest thing will be having your children find pure blood partners. Now that's when the biggest problems will arise

My elderly neighbor has been collecting water in buckets all around her yard to water plants. Unfortunately, it has become a mosquito paradise

The only time I think cats aren’t suitable for someone is if they can’t afford to care for them properly.

I think cats came ahead of time because the universe knew you would need comfort during everything

It's true that millennials are soft as fuck but boomers and Gen x have to acknowledge their role in raising millennials to be soft as fuck

I like to play a game with older movies and figure out how quickly the main problem would be resolved if they had cell phones

People always demand realism in stories, but when they get it, they complain.

People like to talk so much about not being hateful to get peace. What people forget is that hatefulness doesn’t block peace, resentfulness does.

If someone tells me they think ghosts are real, I disagree with them. I don’t care what reasoning they have, I disagree with their conclusion

we should not be obligated to embrace anyone else's culture either. There's a lot of shit cultures out there

Race is not a factor at all, common interests are

Throwing rocks at pigeons at the local park is the only place I consider a comfort zone

If you’re ugly get fit and you’ll just be ugly. But you’ll have a sexy boD

Once upon a time salvage logging was was "scientifically proven" to be healthy for forests. No one believes that anymore.

Ngl Id rather believe science than some guy who tells me to "have faith"

why is “believe science!” used as some sort of tribal mantra?

I prefer unknown actors over famous actors

Guys, there is a difference between pretending the bad things never happened and throwing them in people's faces years after the fact while they are trying to change

I don’t talk to myself and it’s actually a problem. Because if I’m alone for ages I’m not talking, then the second I need to talk I need to spend ages clearing my throat since my voice is all scratchy from not being used.

People just don’t understand the difference between being depressed over certain situations and having actual clinical depression.

People want to believe Epstien was murdered, but it is not at all unreasonable to think the jail was poorly run by people who didn't give a shit.

Some of Jeffrey Epstein's victims were also victimizers, and I struggle with giving them a free pass.

If I could bring back anyone from the dead, it would be Jeffrey Epstein.

Who would pursue a court case against a person in command of the military?

Epstein files all gets sealed for two generations or more until all the billionaires involved are dead.

I have a workout playlist that's about 40 or 50 songs. Every other playlist is no more than 11 songs because I grew up with mixes, which don't really exist anymore.

What if the aliens that come to earth are advanced because they got all their knowledge from other aliens they found who were more advanced than them, and then they killed all of the advanced aliens and use their technology to fly around and kill everything they can find.

I don't think we would have advanced as far as we do without conflict. Conflict and necessity breed innovation