Alex Rosenberg

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Hey, ding dong, you should not be meeting with unelected members of the criminal enterprise that has taken over the Executive Branch to "find ways to cooperate." YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING JOB IS TO PROSECUTE THESE CAREER CRIMINALS. They're committing blatant crimes every day.

GenX viewers of “The New Zoo Revue” will be happy to know that Doug (Doug Momary) and Emmy Jo (Emily Momary) and both alive and still married after 55 years. I’d like to see them make new episodes where they do things like teach Freddie the Frog not to believe everything Fox News tells him.

@danancona.bsky.social Got a fav voter guide I should peruse?

As the paramilitary cosplay losers illegally descend upon San Francisco, do I need to carry my passport, or are these traitors intelligent enough to accept my much smaller Global Entry card?

im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this

EMERGENCY MEDICAID REIMBURSES HOSPITALS FOR CARE TO UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE BY LAW HOSPITALS CANNOT TURN AWAY ANYONE IN AN EMERGENCY. RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.

Yondr pouches: teaching children all about magnets because our schools are otherwise failing to.

While in Tokyo for AsiaLLVM, I had lunch with old coworker @yosp-jp.bsky.social. Looking good!

Watch for which of the orange moron’s friends are buying the dip in AAPL he’s causing with his obvious criminal market manipulation.

US businesses should put a line item on all invoices calling out the additional “Trump Tariff” on all affected products. This way the voters can be very clear in understanding that they’re getting what they voted for even if they didn’t understand it.

Dear trans cat girls, please arm yourselves with pink AR-15s and take back our country from these ghouls. You are the hero we need.

Sorry for the blast as I automatically imported many of my tweets here. As the last tweet says, I generally expect to be participating on Mastodon as @alexr@mastodon.online more than here, but we'll see how things evolve over time.

Well, the client I was using (Twitterrific for Mac) has finally been broken, so I am going to stop participating here. Elon can't gaslight his way out of his incompetence on display. Please find me at @alexr@mastodon.online instead.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 2 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).

It's unfortunate that attempting to gaslight the customer is the new popular approach to customer service across all industries.

When he said “free speech,” he meant for himself only.

Glad to see the top complaint about HomeKit wasn’t addressed in iOS 16.2 at all. There is no excuse for a HomePod on WiFi to be the hub when there are wired AppleTV 4Ks with faster processors available. Just because it booted last doesn’t make it best.

Given the focus on drag events from the Gravy Seals, I think perhaps the drag community should consider LARPing as the military while in drag as well. Steal their look until they abandon it.

Hot take: Kanye is acting out in the kind of way that used to result in forced institutionalization, but now doesn’t, so we see it roaming our streets freely.

My wife is making a spreadsheet on paper because she still can’t drop the pencil and use software.

My Twitter feed used to roll over at 1K posts more than once a day. Now it lasts over 4 days.

Women of the Earth. Stop having sex with @elonmusk.

.@elonmusk is a bigger piece of shit than @realDonaldTrump. Convince me otherwise.

Looks like the Soviet bot farm is able to convince Elmo to ruin things even faster.

Tastes like citrus and Hawaiian Punch. Best avoided.

Hardcore developers? Sounds unsustainable. I’m more into Cinemax-level developers.

Well, can’t figure out how to get back into my @Tumblr account. The support workflow on the site doesn’t seem to actually work either.

As a constituent of Nancy, I’m happy to say goodbye. She was incredibly out-of-touch and the only legislation she presented herself was to rename post offices. I hope a more productive Democrat replaces her.

And once again Twitter refuses to take action on a report of antisemitism.

Vote like your life depends on it.

Anyone who still willingly associates themselves with the Republicans is a trash human. Shun them. Voting for Republicans is voting against your own best interests. You’ve been conned. Vote to support women, freedom from fascism, and economic strength.

Still available, now 50% off. I wonder why.

All these pictures of complete iMac collections reenforce my opinion that Ruby was the best-executed single color. Also, the project that was slated after Flower Power and Dalmatian would have been awesome.

Doesn’t she have a Secret Service detail? Shouldn’t they keep watch on the residence to ensure safety for her return? Seems like a huge failure from an agency that’s under investigation for 1/6 complicit behavior.

I wanted an 11” with HDR. 12.9” is unwieldy for watching while reclined.

The new AppleTV models are differentiated on the presence of an Ethernet jack. Great. Now can HomeKit please make that a major factor in the resident election so that HomePods in the corner of the house aren’t deciding to be the hub? @wilshipley

They’ve remade Urusei Yatsura? So much cringe. Never change, Japan.

Does anybody have a formal count of how many blows to the head Herschel Walker has suffered as part of his sport? He’s appears unable to fully express coherent thoughts in that debate footage.

We all saw the picture of Dr. Oz giving a speech in front of Hilter’s car. Other than that, why is an out-of-state candidate for PA senator doing his big fund raising in Orange Country, CA? WTF is wrong with the folks in Orange Country in the first place?

“Avocado hand” is the West Coast version of “Bagel injury.”

Tales of sketchy database locking: UberEats doesn’t let you delete an obsolete payment method while any order is in progress, even if it’s using a different payment method (e.g. a new card).

Any FreeBSD folks using ? I’m working on some completion specs for #Hacktoberfest and wondering if anybody else is interested.

The serving size of these candy eyeballs is 1 tsp. Are they expecting us to make cookies of the Multiocular O?

And I had to call three times last night to get a human with working VOIP, who then told me “the system is down.” Today I had to wait 26m on hold and listen to a bunch of gaslighting that “it’s probably not fraud and if it is, it’s your fault.”

Anti-fraud folks at the bank failed to act on 7 identical charges for prepaid credit cards from a bank in South Dakota, a place I’ve not been in the entire history of this credit card. So many potential triggers and they didn’t catch it. Duplicates alone should have stopped it.