Of the Chalk 🇬🇧

Saw the weather forecast for the next two weeks. Cheered. 🍃🍂🍁

I don't want to flex or anything but I got cellophane off of a packet first try earlier.

The King in Yellow, but it's sung by Wiz Khalifa.

I don't care how warm it's going to be from here on, I'm going to wear long trousers like a bloody adult! 👖

The Power of Kroll, but sung by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Just my luck to be born into Climate Change instead of a Little Ice Age. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I don't know who needs to hear this, but The Mighty Boosh is back in BBC iPlayer.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this?

Yes, I am aware it's the 31st of August. Why do you ask?