John Appleton

Really wouldn't wanna be Piers Morgan's TV right now.

The late great "Seething" Steven Wells wrote a review of a Rage Against The Machine gig in the 90s where he described how all the very expensive merch sold out within an hour and there was an entire crowd in £25 RATM t-shirts all singing along "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"...

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I'd love to know what dumbfuckery made this sign necessary.

Philip Brown's wonderfully constructed photo of Neil Williams bowling in the game between Warwickshire and Essex at Edgbaston in September 1996. Here he describes the way the shot came about - espn.com/cricket/stor...

Anthony Au-Yeung's photo of a flying Tatenda Taibu in action in a T20 international against New Zealand at Auckland on February 11th 2012 was the winner of the 2012 Wisden Photograph of the Year competition

Kudos to Sri Lanka for this chase, whatever happens.

If there is a God, can He send a flood again? I'd quite like a go at ark building.

This is genuinely really good

I saw a screenshot of this and had to go and check if it was real. How can you be the BBC’s cyber correspondent and not have heard of PHP before yesterday? *And* now be talking confidently about it on the news. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...

Faith in humanity slightly restored.

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

I think that was Fog on the Tyne by Gazza. Dear God.

Oh so NOW the perv spex users are concerned about privacy...

Years ago, Farage commented that there was no room for racists in UKIP. I took it to mean they'd have to join a waiting list. Reform are Continuation UKIP.

Call me a masochist, but I'm returning to this issue, as I feel it has been poorly understood. Please read the whole thread before responding. First, I hope we can agree that the Israeli government is committing genocide in Gaza and horrific crimes in the West Bank and the wider region.

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

In the words of Josiah Hardwood in Blackadder 3, I would rather place my John Thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors than give Grok my credit card details.

Milli Vanilli remians an outstanding pop act.

Mrs. Tiggywinkle has already appeared on more 50p pieces than Churchill, so what's the problem?

All of it or just a boner part?

Tonda Eckert given a suspended ban. In other words, he's been told he's not allowed to do something he already wasn't allowed to do.

My speech from the conference debate on 'Zionism is Racism’ motion

"I asked a bunch of pretend people created by AI whether AI was a good thing or not" Fucksake. What is this clown doing in a Cabinet post?

UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.

Can people please stop saying there's going to be an asterix next to all #ManCity results

I can recall an Arsenal fanzine seller around the time of Rio "forgetting" a drug test (and the subsequent FA heel-dragging), advertising his wares with "Read about the new Rio Ferdinand mobile phone...it's big and ugly, has no memory and takes three months to charge."

The real story here is too much trust in AI.

No she’s not.

I have said before and will again: any electoral reform commission must NOT rule out a change of system BEFORE the next election if needed. We cannot risk a minority vote handing a huge majority to any party that would take a shredder to democracy itself.

East Fife four, Fairford five so far.

👹 Monster was released on this day in 1994. “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?,” “Bang and Blame,” “Strange Currencies,” “Crush With Eyeliner,” “Tongue” — and a run of music videos that makes this one especially fun to look back on. Share your favorite song in the comments…

I know we're all thinking it, but even if Man City get a massive points deduction or relegation several divisions, they'll somehow still finish above Spurs.

Do this at the beginning of next season. Then even if they win every single game, they'll finish on exactly zero.

"As far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals into the biggest bin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly."

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

Might be one to watch this lad. Takes Root's wicket in his first international in any format, plus another two. Odd run-up, but obviously effective.

Oh i don't know, i found this hilarious.

A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard.