👑 Nullen, Biscuit Overlord.

Farage isn't happy that Churchill's image is being replaced by a beaver on a bank note. "This is the definition of woke" So, beavers are woke now? 🤯

Anybody want to lend me a few quid.

Future generations are going to look at us like we were some trepanning fkwits.

I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's Cat...

Can't see anything going wrong here

I doubt I'll see a better meme this year.

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Absolutely epic

The Guardians cartoon for Trump's Board of Peace.

I have so many questions.

The never ending MAGA grift. "I'm sitting here. Alone.... Fighting for you. If we don't crush my first mid month deadline of the year...your guns will be confiscated, your kids brainwashed." You can help by giving me money. W⚓️

Reason 846294 why I love cats.

Hopefully this bio is as reliable as the Rapture.

BRB Just gonna write an application.

Scum.

We (UK) are undefeated at taking the piss.

Putting noncery behind a pay wall is diabolical work. x.com/i/status/200...

8 days in and I want to reinstall 2025.

Some people want to be on TV too much

Live scenes of the “protect our girls” crowd on X ignoring the abhorrent CSAM tidal wave.

Cats>anything

Imagine playing on the lowest difficulty and still getting crushed.

New fashion trend for 2026. The tinfoil hat.

It's a Christmas miracle.

After centuries of wood working and upholstery towards a focused goal of making a comfortable chair, utilising soft fabrics and padding to make it feel like you're sitting on a cloud. Then along comes Trump with marble armrests. Cold, hard stone. Top job 🔔🔚

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

That's Christmas dinner fucked.

Mark Attwood (English MAGA), spinning the latest fk up by the DOJ/Trump as "absolute genius." At this point Trump could stick a fork into a plug socket and these guys would be "That's 12D chess."

In the past week we've seen; Andrew Tate getting battered. Tommy Robinson being humbled. Jake Paul being broken. Tom Skinner being embarrassed then dropped. Russell Brand being charged. MAGA joining forces with Minaj. And that's not even getting into the Epstein Files. 🤯

It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.

Now for something completely different.

Sometimes I love this country.

Check this thing out. 🐍

So the Nephilim slept with women, made some monsters, started big pharma and waged war. Then God tsunami'd them all away to start again where we waged wars and made big pharma which is also witchcraft? History repeating or made up bullshit?

@highnessophelia.bsky.social Saw this...https://spoke-art.com/products/100-soft-dead-inside-plush-purse

MAGA kryptonite is answering simple questions.

True hypocrisy.

Trump couldn't win the Nobel Peace Prize so the guy who runs FIFA, a man who is accused of aiding ethnic cleansing made a FIFA Peace Prize to give to Trump. This is so weird I can't even think of a joke for it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

A message of unity and togeth.....actually it's Valentina Gomez, we all know where this is going. American politics is so fkd up.

Nobody died of covid but anyone who technically did, ended up as a Big Mac. Every day is a school day. 🤣

Unforgettable Christmas.

Just in from the United States of Fascism, the US coast guard will no longer classify a Swastika as a hate symbol.