Tufty Club Henchman

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“I just scratched my balls and now my fingers smell like hotdogs.” ~James Woods #quote

“You could apply for a job with Search and Rescue. They’re always looking for people.” ~Rolf Harris #quote

You can now listen back to the first episode of Neon Lights including my chat with @warringtonruncorn.com about his new LP and mighty fine creativity below ⬇️ x x x www.radioraheem.it/shows/neon-l...

"Me: My wife says I always take things too literally. Them: Do you know what she means? Me: Yes. It’s a feminine pronoun." ~Tom Jones #quote

“It’s like someone rubbed Tabasco on my genitalia, I’m on fire down there!” ~Katie Puckrik #quote

Just seen Ashley Banjo hitchhiking on the shoulder of the M4. He had a bottle of vodka with him.

“Why do my farts smell so fishy?” ~Sydney Sweeney #quote

“I ran over three cats in the space of ten minutes. Personal best!” ~Les Dennis #quote

“I love eating ladybirds!” ~Gillian Taylforth #quote

I'm in the mirror today this time for a positive story. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news... gofund.me/5fa1d483f

“At the hotel reception I said ’I'm awfully sorry, I forgot what room I'm in’. ’No problem sir’ the lady said. ’This is called 'The Lobby'". ~Steven Spielberg #quote

“There’s nothing wrong with collecting crisp packets.” ~Yvette Fielding #quote

Yes im a clown. But hopefully soon a clown on a mobility scooter. Please find the time to share. I understand how hard it is nowadays with the cost of living being so hard on people. So if you can't donate then sharing is brilliantly helpful. gofund.me/d1b132aae

Here’s my origin video game, you whippersnappers.

This has been a very difficult time for me and the decision to do this as been really hard to make. But the potential benefits outweigh shame and embarrassment I'm afraid. gofund.me/645f5a343

“Head lice becoming more resistant to treatments. Scientists left scratching their heads.” ~Phillip Schofield #quote

Has anyone heard anything from Ashley Banjo? I haven't seen him out nicking packets of Wotsits for a while.

"My cum smells like a chip shop." ~Ben Fogle #quote

“Why was the string instrument so certain? The harp wants what the harp wants.” ~Nigel Kennedy #quote

“They should make a TV show following John Nettles around playing Sting songs at him when he’s out in public. They could call it Stinging Nettles.” ~Liza Tarbuck #quote

“My diarrhoea smells like pickled onions.” ~Caitlyn Jenner #quote

“I put my finger in my bellybutton and gave it a sniff. Ripe cheddar!” ~Heather Graham #quote

“What’s the fast drink in the world? Milk - it’s pasteurised before you see it.” ~Nick Berry #quote

My favourite thing about BlueSky is when it crashes the browser tab when you open a post.

“Why are you asking me if I have fangs?” ~Katie Phang #quote

Nice picture of Michael Weatherly.

“Who was the skinniest singer? Bony Tyler.” ~ Jamie Theakston #quote

“Hell yeah! I love it when I smell like raw pastry!” ~Mutya Buena #quote

Test

Which former footballer is also a movie star? Michael Owen Wilson.

Okay Clacton. Let’s go.

Signals by BUNKR bunkr-music.bandcamp.com/album/signals @bunkr303.bsky.social #Bandcamp Great stuff.

“I just learned that oat milk was discovered in the 1960s, when NASA found out by accident what zero-g environments do to goat milk” ~Salman Rushdie #quote

"I just accidentally peed on myself and now I smell like bacon." ~Sid Owen #quote

@bandcamp.com this is what happens when you fire your IT staff.

#BandcampFriday If you’re on a computer, you can’t checkout if you have more than one item in your basket. #Shambles

Looks like @status.bandcamp.com hasn't posted in 8 months. Bandcamp is in shambles.

It looks like #Bandcamp isn't working on #Safari for #Mac. @bandcamp.com @status.bandcamp.com #BandcampFriday

It looks like #Bandcamp isn't working on #Safari for #Mac. @bandcamp.com @status.bandcamp.com #BandcampFriday

"Why doesn't the duck like his doctor? He's a quack." ~Sally Field #quote

#Bandcamp Martiri Del Futuro [UFC001] by Endrew endrewmusic.bandcamp.com/album/martir...

Nice picture of John Lithgow.

“Floating on a cloud Sticky icky icky Got me some loud Tacky whacky baccy” ~Snoop Dogg #quote