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Look at this happy little guy

#blessed

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

Responding to mass intimidation by masked fascists by saying “of course you have a point but we’ve already done everything you said you wanted” is just so Labour Party

#veryusefuljobs

Dark & Beefy 50ml dark rum 100ml Bovril (hot) Lime garnish Serve in a grog tankard

At last we have an answer to the seminal question of our time, and it is: R:162, G:201, B:201

'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'

Amazing translation work here

So you know the research that says socdem parties pandering to the right just hands votes to them? Well it looks like Labour really made reform's case for them in some seats doesn't it?

Big news for people who enjoyed City of Six Moons, I assume

It finally dawned that I'd got old when I started fancying the women in the adverts for affordable cremation plans.

I'm not sure the story here is really "oh no, how could ChatGPT lose all your work" rather than "who was this person only storing important documents in a chatbot's history!?" www.nature.com/articles/d41...

This also applies wonderfully to the UK

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

It's everybody's favourite time of the year #lemonpig #newyear #lemonpig2025

@huwstephensdj.bsky.social Yeeeeees The Chats! We do not hear them enough on #6music

Every interview with Yvette Cooper

*intense accordion battle theme*

HOT JESUS! CHECK IT AND SEE YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D HOT JESUS! HOT JESUS!!!

Mate. Mate. Grandad doesn't know what a Gamerscore is

My very current game opinion is that Deathloop was absolutely fantastic

Anybody know a good guillotine blade sharpener? It's an absolute pig getting it through my AnySharp

Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"

There was a time, in the late 19th, when we thought that the entirety of the seafloor was covered by "an amorphous sheet of a protein compound, irritable to a low degree and capable of assimilating food... a diffused formless protoplasm." 🧪🌊 1/6 🧵 www.biodiversitylibrary.org/item/88303#p...

Congratulations here to Wes Streeting for condensing the essence of the Westminster Monoparty into just 23 seconds. Outstanding work.

This year's is angry and surprised #nye #lemonpig #die2024 #bebetter2025 #absolutelylegittraditions

Time to get the festive camel going #betwixtmas #recipe #festive #camelstuffedwithchickenstuffedwitheggs