No Homework Podcast

@lronmexico.bsky.social teaches us about the goings-on at this year's Jeanaroo. @veryimportant.lawyer devises a relay race that hurts a lot of people. @ugarles.bsky.social emails at such an elite level that he suffers nerve damage. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Join us and @animesickos.bsky.social for a very special @geniusnight.bsky.social hosted by @beermiscuous.bsky.social. 11/21, 7 PM, 2812 N. Lincoln Ave. It promises to be the funniest night of your entire life or your money back. Ask Charles about the money thing he's in charge of that

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social is right. @ugarles.bsky.social is right. @lronmexico.bsky.social is right. All three are being lied about, and gangstalked, and treated very unfairly. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 26 - Two Weeks Notice. @lronmexico.bsky.social's career in cinema is cut tragically short. @veryimportant.lawyer gets a job clicking on knives. @ugarles.bsky.social bombs a stand-up set in front of his future in-laws. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

It's Bandcamp Friday and you know what that means: you get a thread about my friends' music. (friends, romans, followers, DM me a link and I'll add you to the list) 1. The music by @veryimportant.lawyer that we always say is available on Bandcamp on @nohomework.website

We also spent some time discussing Louisiana's own Jair Bolsonaro,* Deano Bonano. We thought he was a single-episode character but, like Urkel, he may become a fixture and when we change the topic of the podcast, nobody gets to complain. * hospital addict

@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk

bullying gets results!

excellent advice from our latest guest on how to use patreon, which you can sign up for on nohomework.website or www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfri...

A deserved apology to @davecolon.bsky.social whose reputation was unfairly besmirched in the last episode. We have set the record straight. And here's our guest, @baybayfriend.bsky.social's Patreon. Read Grassy Valley! www.patreon.com/cw/baybayfri...

Two straight episodes listeners of this podcast are going "Who the fuck is Dave Colon and why is everyone talking about how he drank cough syrup?"

@lronmexico.bsky.social and I *did* record an episode for the Saints' exciting and not-depressing (really!) loss to the Lions and dubious prospects against the Ravens. We broke down the game while @juliusgoat.bsky.social and I talked about how not to get published and rooting for a team of losers.

this also completes the full @nohomework.website takeover of Soundtracker. we are unavoidable and everywhere

no homework pet posting protocol initiated

this is the best apology in show history and i'm not sure how we are going to maintain the bit after this

We are joined by @kleinman.bsky.social to discuss the impact of partisan politics on vaccination uptake, robotripping, and the optimal amount of funny to be at work. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Tomorrow is the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death. Earlier this week, we looked back on the war to define his memory. Featuring @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social, @lcrw.news, @azrww.bsky.social, @willsommer.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social & @peltzmadeline.bsky.social www.patreon.com/PostingThrou...

we contain multitudes

Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday. Charles celebrates his 20th anniversary. Ron teaches us about the origin of words. @andylevy.net joins the pod and has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable.

when we say wherever you get your podcasts, we do mean it but we do also hope you subscribe at nohomework.website for when we start doing things other than just the podcast (such as the pet photos we promised three weeks ago)

Statement of Purpose for @nohomework.website

Episode 21 - I Just Can't Do This Any More. No Homework is reborn, once again, as a legal podcast. We discuss our courtroom records before providing razor-sharp analysis regarding politics both local and international. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Daniel Huang, come on @nohomework.website

He didn't say anything about two lawyers

resource hoarders at @animesickos.bsky.social think they own the government and are jealous that people *like* our time dot gov reverence and brand deal

Episode 20: @lronmexico.bsky.social hates Buc-ee's, @ugarles.bsky.social loves beavers and @mobute.bsky.social discusses special holiday beef jerky. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

oh no

@ugarles.bsky.social has the week off, allowing @lronmexico.bsky.social and @veryimportant.lawyer to run the podcast Hospitaliano style. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@ugarles.bsky.social witnesses the greatest individual performance in work meeting history. @lronmexico.bsky.social applies the "just lay down" principle and successfully evades the police. @veryimportant.lawyer receives unwanted emails about his big stupid head. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Ep. 17 - Nude Gym Elemental. @ugarles.bsky.social beats the game of basketball. @veryimportant.lawyer loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. @lronmexico.bsky.social introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.

I learned about short-spined animals during this episode. They are truly God’s chodes.

Episode 16 - Flower for Algernon (feat. @raxkingisdead.bsky.social) out now. Drunk guys, human skeletons, the E.T. game for the Atari 2600, Justin Long. This podcast has everything. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Today on Soundtracker, I'm joined by @veryimportant.lawyer to talk about DIRTY WORK. This one is a bit of a cheat but I'm not gonna turn down an opportunity to talk about Norm Macdonald. Links below! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2nqx...

Episode 15 now available! @lronmexico.bsky.social roots for his favorite numbers. @veryimportant.lawyer earns a free year of human life. @ugarles.bsky.social is hung out to dry by StubHub and made to look like a giggling psychopath by a professional podcast. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback. @ugarles.bsky.social questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social insists is "real." @lronmexico.bsky.social commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Just taking a moment to appreciate @nohomework.website. It's genuinely the easiest listen I have on my feed, I can't stop giggling along with the boys. Perfectly encapsulates the vibe of driving to work in the morning with some friends and bullshitting on a long commute. High, strong recommend.

Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback. @ugarles.bsky.social questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social insists is "real." @lronmexico.bsky.social commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Episode 13 is now live. @ugarles.bsky.social witnesses a near-catastrophe. @veryimportant.lawyer witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

This is by Charles's wife, Carrie (@monkeywire.bsky.social). It is available for preorder now, with release sort of imminent (Charles doesn't know for sure and doesn't want to yell downstairs or wait to post).

That's right! City Saint / Country Saint returns for a draft episode. I talk about the Saints draft (I love it!) with @arif.bsky.social (he's a little less enthusiastic but likes it). Plus, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I play some happy horns and welcome Cam back to New Orleans for a final ride.

first, i recommend Sports! second, that's why i am not shy about promoting @nohomework.website (episode 12 out yesterday) third, promote your work. fuck the haters who are annoyed that you created and are proud of it.

We discuss water parks, roller coasters, Medieval Times, carnivals, Coney Island, and the lethal traps of Dr. Drew Pinsky. Welcome to episode 12 of No Homework. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Episode 11: nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@ugarles.bsky.social steals valedictorian valor. @veryimportant.lawyer is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. @lronmexico.bsky.social shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. We are back for episode 10. nohomework.website/posts/episod...

@veryimportant.lawyer learns about rainbows. @lronmexico.bsky.social asks us if we have ever heard of Tabasco sauce. @ugarles.bsky.social tells us the price of gold. All this and more in episode 9. nohomework.website/posts/160557...

This should go without saying, but all hosts and guests of the No Homework podcast are real New Yorkers.