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13yo Ukrainian girl Kira proved at Port of Hell in Aalborg that Jinjer isn't the only fierce metal export! With just a homemade sign & 1 year of practice, she convinced Clawfinger to let her jam on stage—and absolutely crushed it! ​Glad I was there to experience it 😁🤘🏻 youtu.be/h8oYUqK1k2o?...

😅 For completeness, der should be a bumped head, stuck fingers and possibly a nest of wasps inside the fridge... But luckily this little tyke gets away with it, unlike a certain orange felon...

Here's a picture of my swimming shorts. That's it, that's the message 🙂

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

-and on top of that I'm doing the frogs, gnats, flies, locusts and darkness dance 🕺 Also doing a quickstep for strategically placed boils on the birthday boy's behind 🥳

Moscow’s fight against Nazism was a matter of survival, not principle. They were perfectly happy to carve up Poland with Hitler in 1939. If Hitler had not betrayed Stalin, the alliance likely would have held. Russia has no right to lecture the world on morality today

This guy is really enjoying spring 😎

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is so embarrassing. The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons. This administration is so incompetent.

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Pretty much how it went down.. #Greenland

After Elon Musk lashed out at the EU, calling for its dissolution and accusing the Commission of strangling Europe with bureaucracy, Polish Foreign Minister Radosław Sikorski fired back: “Go to Mars. There’s no censorship on Nazi salutes there.”

... and so can you! Politics is all about how you, the people, respond to the challenges that you percieve as a threat to your way of living.

That's it. That's the message.

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

🇺🇦 President Zelenskyy In Denmark, I presented a special award – the “Future of Ukraine” distinction – to 11-year-old volunteer Jens Fogh Thomsen. Jens became the 1st foreigner to receive this award. x.com/ZelenskyyUa/...

Florida officials warn ICE protesters: Violence could mean jail — or death 'We will be notifying your family where to collect your remains, because we will kill you, graveyard dead,' one Florida sheriff said.

In a world of JD's, be a Susannah ♥️

Sooo MAGAts, are we winning yet?

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

I wonder what dollar stores will be called after this 🧐

Vildt nok! Hvad vurderer du, at vi ser på, @anderspucknielsen.dk?

But will cause of death be spaghetti poloniumaise, Novichok tea, rapid window disassembly or an amorous bear? Only time and Kyrylo Budanov can tell…

And say no! to people wearing red caps!

… and Hegseth was a failed hire on merit alone…

I’m sure Usha is a nice person and all, but this is clearly NOT a social visit by a dog person…

Agent Krasnov and his apartheid strongman took another big step in preparing the handover of America to Russia. Cyber is THE most disruptive battlefield outside of a nuclear attack. Axing the red team is equivalent to stopping the missile defence program. www.theregister.com/2025/03/12/c...

Conversely, the only reason that USA is not a British province today is that France aided the revolutionaries during their fight for independence 😏

True story. Here’s an x-ray from Trump’s last check-up.

Well, at least he is sub-average at senior citizen golfing…

Danish TV2 News channel were just being honest 😁

Could do with a little more of this from our good friends overseas 🥳

Never have I ever seen a meme as accurate as this!

Apparently Tesla forcefully steer car owners towards the far right.

America’s age of greatness, influence and prosperity died with the orange goon…