Clayt🎃n

It's a god damn checked swing, not a check swing!!!

I picked a hell of a season to commit to going to all 12 Tech games.

Not that I ever intentionally flaunted it, but I have become a "stop at the fucking balk line" hardliner since I started really noticing how much it fucks up the ability for buses to make turns if you don't.

Like Honus Wagner said in the 1907 World Series: holy crap boys it’s cold as hell out here, I wish they made buildings large enough for us to play inside

BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / 410,757,864,530 TEXTS FROM DEMOCRATS

WEEK 5 🥎: 1-3 with an RBI. Dog's shit. Fine in center. L

Fun how much of human dwelling infrastructure is dedicated to dealing with the fact that a) you really want water in certain places and (perhaps to a greater extent) really DON'T want it in certain places b) rodents will chew on literally anything for the pure love of the game.

The Bron James

wauw

If the Dems actually win the Senate, it will be very fun to celebrate for approximately 12 hours before we get the announcement that Alito and Thomas are retiring and Trump taps Nick Fuentes and Erika Kirk to replace them.

People have been asking my thoughts as a prominent media critic, so here you have it: "You Can See Everything" is certified MUST SEE by Nixon dot Computer.

AND Auburn beat #1 Georgia in Athens??? WAR EAGLE BABY 🫪💥🔥🔥🔥

God damn it GT don't do this shit to me

Well, we technically did not hold or false start in the first half.

lol

This is my third visit to Lane Stadium, and it reliably has the worst ingress of any stadium I've been to.

I am 0% spiritual, but "WSKZ plays the song that was played at your dad's funeral as you cross the state line into your hometown while the clock rolls over to midnight on his birthday" is certainly an event.

Stonehenge cooking tonight ♨️

SOFTBALL WEEK 5 🥎: A week to forget in the outfield where I made blunder after blunder!!! I was at least 2-3 at the plate, including an RBI triple. We'll get 'em next time.

Thinking about the term "normie." I think the sort of platonic ideal normie would be unaware that the word exists. Kind of a fun classifier in that way.

I dedicate this dub to college kickers go Jackets baby

Jackers

Stonehenge cooking tonight ♨️

Dilettante Ball

SOFTBALL WEEK 4 🥎: 0-3 batting, salvaged by an RBI sacrifice hit and reaching on error a couple times. Gotta hit the cages. Had a dreadful drop in left field followed almost immediately by probably the best catch of my life judging by the level of effort and reactions of my teammates. Fun! L, tho

The rest of the playoffs are shaking out pretty well, at least, and some cooler team will beat the fraudulent Dodgers. RIP 2026 Braves.

The 9 games that shaped who I (Adam Sandler's character from 9/11 drama Reign Over Me) am.

Some stars out there are WAY too big, man. The beautiful sun is already huge and it rounds down to non-existent compared to some of those guys. Not right.

Thinking about Truist Park as one of the great microcosms of the American Way.

the true Les Enfants Terribles are cops, actually