NINJA BORG

29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA. NINJA BORG is now available! 🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io 🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com 🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org Pirates are lame. ❌🏴‍☠️

Not to toot our own horns (much), but we ran a Kickstarter for the first official supplement for NINJA BORG in June and we projected shipping to backers in October. First delivery landed at 10:14AM CDT today, several more since, more through the week. 53% shipped.

Get ready for the holiday season with NINJA BORG www.ninjaborg.com/product-page...

Who is ready for some motherfuckin' NINJEMBER? Almost halfway there!

Don't sleep on Salty Nick's youtubes. They're the best youtubes and their silky voice will make you pop like a million boners

An announcement for my newest #frontierscum #ttrpg project! Really excited about this project. With the art in good hands, and getting a lot of good feedback from a lot of people, I am very excited about releasing this bad boy

What if your traditional d4-type Wizard runs out of spells and turns out to be jacked and armed with a shotgun? Add a Jenga tower and a “meet at the gym” phase and you have your next favorite one-shot! BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS! Watch the interview with the creator. youtube.com/live/Bd3j7Jj...

Missed out on the FIRST EXPANSION Kickstarter? Nah, bro. You can still late-pledge. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

To all my wretched scvm, unearth your dead and bring them to the discord server! In a few hours I'll be trying to run THE NEWEST MÖRK BORG CULT release, written by some asshole named Gaffy. I'll be trying to do it all day once I start, so join and keep an eye out for an open seat! Happy 7:7!

Somebody didn’t get the joke, obviously

Final hours. However it ends up, we made it. FIRST EXPANSION is a done deal

Final 12 hours to help your favorite ninja masters get to stretch goal heaven. We only need $279 and there is a very convenient $300 reward tier!

Final 48!

There’s still time to pop like a hundred billion boners and back FIRST EXPANSION! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

We are in the final 69 hours and less than $300 from our stretch goal amount. If you’re planning on getting FIRST EXPANSION at a discount, now is the time!

There’s still time to pop like a hundred billion boners and back FIRST EXPANSION! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

Hey check out this super rad video made by our good friend Salty Nick. Thanks ninja. You should totally like, follow, ring the bell, hug, and kiss Nick to get more of his sweet nummins www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8N1...

I love Ronin, but it doesn't know how to laugh at itself. NINJA BORG, on the other hand, is utterly ridiculous and hilarious: and now there's THE FIRST EXPANSION!! Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

This might include one or two pages of my ninja comics AND you can get my original ninja paintings somewhere there. Would I share without it? Sureeken.

Now live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

Three hours till GO TIME, motherfuckers!

Morrissey forgot the senseis over at NINJA BORG. Fuck you Morrissey, you pretentious bag of rotten dicks.

NINJA BORG's first official supplement is launching next week. Here's a sneak peak at the Quirks. Sorta. Die mad about it. It's not edited yet and we don't want to give it all away. Except for the part about the dildos. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

The FIRST EXPANSION for the nearly award winning NINJA BORG, launching soon. Don’t miss out on what will surely be the greatest supplement for the greatest TTRPG of all time. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

Beefy Shotgun Wizards RPG is on Kickstarter! Fast play, d6 dice pools, d6666 loot table, and a Jenga Tower! Video: @rowangravlin.bsky.social Art: @danielharila.bsky.social Music: @gelu-morsus.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/ham... #beefyshotgunwizards #indierpg #ttrpgcommunity #osr

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Just a reminder, Cheap Trick still sucks

NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day

Hey don’t forget, more official content headed your way featuring the likes of @philipjensen.bsky.social @beyondcataclysm.co.uk and @elkowalczuk.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

A true student of ninjutsu

Received my stealthy 🥷 attire. Shop smart, shop @ninjaborg.com #NinjaBorg #ninja

Email should be operational again. Not that we ever hear from any of you lot. Sigh.

The NINJA BORG email address is currently offline while we do some backend technical bullshit. Might be down for a couple days since it is Friday

Come play BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS or NINJA BORG (with one of the sensei)

Flip out. Chop heads. Pop like 12109 boners. Coincidentally Booth 12109 is where @ipr.bsky.social and Pandemonium Books and Games are living la vida loca with NINJA BORG, the greatest TTRPG ever! And we totally stole this sweet map from @gendershrug.bsky.social (find E.V.I.L. at the booth too)

All about the buttons and apparel over at Five-Finger Death Cock

Announcing Beefy Shotgun Wizards, the game where you're out of spells but never out of shells. Designed & written by @dungeonsnhammers.bsky.social with art by @danielharila.bsky.social, you'd be a fool (or possibly a pirate) to not follow the prelaunch, live now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ham...

Sam Altman and Marc Andreessen can frolic in my pickle water. The world they’re imagining sucks. Instead come with me to Budokan in 1978, where two ninjas have to hop out of a time machine and slaughter Cheap Trick. I played @ninjaborg.com with the creators and recorded it. Link's down there 👇