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#BelowDeck Must be so fun for the guests watching this episode 😂😂

#BelowDeck Yes Rosa put the wine in the wrong room. And yes Rainbeau forgot the chips (as she did last charter), but no one was rude to you, lady!

#BelowDeck Kaylee comes on strong, but crypto bro Matt went to the Joe Bradley School of Fuckboyery promising her exclusivity and telling her what she wants to hear despite feeling the opposite.

Only the worst of humanity go on #BelowDeck and request a bell to harass the stews

#WWHL #RHOBH #RHOC Bahahahaha somebody check on Kyle and Vicki

#RHOP Not balloons, baby’s breath, and no guests

#RHOP “As long as you can get a check, anybody’s pain, anybody’s family, that is free game for your success. And that kind of friendship, my dear, I don’t want it.”

#RHOP Robyn calling Gizelle out for being a terrible friend Wendy calling Gizelle out for perpetuating a stereotype Tia calling Gizelle out for being a hypocrite

#RHOP Ashley: how DARE Robyn bring up something Gizelle said about Tia Also Ashley: let me go run and tell Tia

#RHOP If time away has given Robyn this kind of perspective, then bravo needs to put a lot more Housewives on pause

#RHOP Camera cuts immediately to Gizelle lmao. They know her messy ass

#GBBO Someone pointed out they almost never show Paul taking a bite, but they zoom in on Nigella every time and now I can’t stop noticing it JUSTICE FOR NIGELLA, LET A WOMAN EAT IN PEACE!

They’re making sweet stuffing? 🥴 #GBBO

Relatable queen #GBBO

As an American, umm what?? #GBBO

Somehow on #TheCelebrityTraitors the faithfuls are always wrong and I am loving every minute of it. Meanwhile on #TheTraitorsUS the faithfuls are always wrong and it’s basically a hate watch atp.

#TheTraitorsUS Tomica accidentally turned on another Traitor??

#TheTraitorsUS The real prize of this challenge would be having THE Alan Cumming yell at you on a megaphone

#TheTraitorsUS Possibly the worst group of faithfuls of all time. If Victor was a Traitor he would not be making such a nuisance of himself! This is reminding me of Australia S2 where it’s borderline unwatchable.

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors “And so the consensus is who is trusted the most by everyone, which is Maya, Kenny, and James A.”

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors Miranda is gone?! DIVA DOWN

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors Joann leave Miranda alone!

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors Me at work today

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors James so excited to be right he forgets for a second that he’s a traitor and this is bad for him 😂

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors If you had told me at the start of the season that Jerry Hall would be one of my favorite players, I never would’ve believed you.

#CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors That’s a very good theory by Michael Sheen. It’s wrong, but a good theory. Does this mean Michael Sheen has seen Candiace Dillard Bassett do the conga line??

#RHOP I can’t believe how much I am enjoying Robyn 2.0. Drag her, Robyn, drag herrrr!!

#RHOSLC #WWHL Whitney admits the people at Bronwyn’s party were just excited the Housewives were there and it was being filmed. So you agree it was an appropriate setting then for Housewives to be acting ridiculous.

#TheTraitorsUS Me watching everyone vote for Wyatt having never seen him on this show before

#TheTraitorsUS I can’t watch Michael relive his childhood trauma

#TheTraitorsUS And just like with Janet, Victor knows exactly what happened, but none of these dummies will listen to him

Me to myself every week watching #TheTraitorsUS : “I do not understand all this Weasley brother shit”

#RHOSLC Britani wants to show off her real estate chops, but she doesn’t even understand trusts

I’ve missed Mary 😂 #RHOSLC

#RHOSLC I am here for Quai turning on Whitney

#RHOSLC Meredith: Do you want me to finish? Bronwyn: I’m pretty sure it’s gunna be some hypocrisy and bullshit, but let’s do it Lisa: It is catchy, isn’t it

#RHOSLC I’m so over this “Bronwyn’s using Todd’s money” argument First of all, Todd is a flatulent, cherry-stealing, adulterer. Who cares? Second of all, you all know Bronwyn has her own money now, you’re freaking coworkers!!!

#RHOSLC I’m sorry, I know Olivia’s 21, but just weird to be sexualizing your friend’s daughter. Talking about blow jobs and threesomes, like is Heather ok??

#RHOSLC Mary’s face trying Angie’s wine 😂😂

#TheGoldenLife They removed the audio of Ramona calling Roger the help, but not the subtitles 😏

#TheGoldenLife Dorinda keeps acting like Luann is Sasquatch 😂😂

#TheGoldenLife They really did not need to bring Ramona back. She’s so insufferably rude and condescending.

#TheGoldenLife Luann going in disguise to Sonja’s show to get dirt on her, I’ve missed these lunatics on our screens

#TheGoldenLife Who picks up a dog like this?

#TheGoldenLife Dorinda not inviting Sonja to the Berkshires took money out of her JP Morgan heir daughter’s mouth 😂

#TheGoldenLife Sonja lost 17 million dollars?!!