nerdbird

or not i guess

defensive TD please please please

sf just gets away with the dirtiest shit

LMAOOO 🙌🏻 eat shit Rams!

wow we are really, really not playing well.

thank you, Bills, and once again: eat shit, Rams!

yesterday’s loss was gross and due to own-goals; let’s not pretend the Niners looked good. anyway, go Bills!

Can we put someone else on Evans???

was that actually a fumble? did Deebo knock himself out? what is happening??

thank you JSN 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I’ll take that!

Defense, we’re going to need a pick six from you pretty pretty please

get Holani tf out of here. Fleury can go with him tbqh.

what the actual hell, Holani

EJ did not fucking instigate, dipshit

if you want to get an idea of the quality of professional development teachers receive…

I think CBS games are kind of cursed but I’ve never been so mad at a win. Coaches need to get their shit together tbqh.

also fuck this super conservative play calling ugh

the refs have made this game unwatchable and are personally responsible for several players’ injuries.

i fucking knew the when the announcemers called that meyers has made 69 in a row (nice) it was a jinx lol

i missed you Rashid Shaheed ❤️

how many first down runs so far? 😔

I haven’t watched CBS since probably last time they broadcast Seahawks game and I completely forgot their television lineup is entirely copaganda.

this plus refball. I am not having a good time!

did we rehire Pete Carroll as OC or something? wtf are we doing on offense???

all my internet homies hate the Rams

football is good again!

football is bad again

football is good again

"it's going to be close" these announcers really just say anytihng!

he didn't even get one foot in with ball come the fuck on

JSN hopping into the stands 😂

once again: so handsome and good at football

look at the state of that accursed field

with two needle noses, I call bitey-face sword fighting 🤺 ⚔️

san francisco booty cheeks super bowl mentioned bow bow bow bow

the substation thing is good for memes or whatever but at what point does SF look at their 3rd year strength and conditioning coach? 🤔

wow it's actually been so long since we've had a opportunity to use this!

nothing like a seahawks sicko game to start the season

deeply love that the Seahawks Gameday feed is already completely unhinged. god, I missed football 💙💚

Pixies, Prince, Sufjan Stevens

totality achieved 🌑🌞🌑

Eight lifers on this Spain eclipse trip so far, including my main target - European bee-eater! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 🪶 #worstbirdpic

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

My god, the men on #TheValley make me want to put ALL men into reeducation camps. I’m a newish casual to Bravo but I do not know how all you OG girlies and gays dealt all these years. Braver than the troops!

when the trazodone hits (Clio has stitches under her tee and she’s only 9 months old, so drugs)