mykie

my sky? blue. my joes? sloppy.

Did you know that most people don't make their own cheese?

how does the person with dubious qualifications fail to qualify for being in the dubious qualifications club?

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead for Tax Purposes

John Dies at the End for Tax Purposes

what did i do

Hey look! Music!

Does my salad spinner count as exercise?

don't ever let someone tell you you're ugly let the mirror tell you that

the moment `sudo` was allowed into our home, she has run with privileged access to our hearts #BlackCatAppreciationDay

Post a Marge

HBO Max loves to have 100 highly over-produced prestige drama shows called Omnibus

no one seems to be talking about the RAM we already own is appreciating in value right now you could be sitting on a DDR-fortune

if you're happy and you know it, say a swear! "mitten"

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

dishwasher detergent pods: one on the floor, one in the drawer

Meta Knight is no match for Ketamine Knight

Jesus has never logged into Bluesky and couldn't possibly understand how I'm feeling rn

“breakfast served all day” works on Mondays, too

you know how when you play NES games like Super Mario 3, they have those artifacts on the right side of the screen when it scrolls? I get that in real life.

please sir, our femmes, they are quite violent

the probiotics have declared war on the antibiotics whose side are you on?

"serve at room temperature" yes, that's the plan

"prelude" implies the existence of "postlude" the banning of methaqualone means we are now "post-lude"

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. That’s just how omelettes work.

Happy National Sloppy Joe day y'all

search your camera roll for “hell”

Post old memes to confuse young people

sneezed 3 times in a row in front of a mirror in the dark and accidentally summoned Sneezy Susan

if this isn't the year that finally Breaks Benjamin, then I don't know what will

When the Violent Femmes tell you to add it up, you add it up (also check your math)

Robert F Kennedeez Nuts

Grinchsommar

One Raging Asshole Called Larry Ellison now owns your Tiktoks

Walter Peck from the Environmental Protection Agency, Third District, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, referring to Mamdani as a "consummate snowball artist."

Salonpas patch? You mean “backsie pad”

sorry i'm not posting here as much as i should be, my employer found out about my sloppy joe habits

clear urine #lifegoals

Sloppy Joe Steak Fries why hasn’t anyone done this yet?

Are Frank Lloyd Wright and Frank Lloyd Wright the same people?

Dwight Yoakam