maz

the garfield in me honors the garfield in you

just learned count chocula isn’t a real vampire and my whole world has been turned upside down

My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

Progressive Garfield can still happen if people want it bad enough

on a monday, you are the rain and i am the petrichor

done with work. i look like i’m going as the unabomber for halloween

Aries: You’re trying your best, which makes your situation even more tragic.

youtube ad is ai lady yelling WERE YOU A CUTTER AS A CHILD

i made a cocktail :3

i asked the bus driver if he would disavow the muslim brotherhood and he kicked my ass and i had to walk to Sbarro’s to get my garlic bread

i don’t want a “like” button. i want a “shut up, nerd” button

done w work

while the computer is embroiled in some kind of internal crisis that you don't really understand is the perfect time to strike - sun tzu

youtube should never have become a vehicle for people like mr beast. youtube's purpose should be to have people with autism explain their special interests to me

I will never vote for Donald Trump.

Adopt a cryptid today and get 30% off landscaping options that attract more cryptids to your neighbourhood

people are not nice to you when you are fat :(

good morning

miserable. struggling.

IM PARANOID NOW CAUSE PPL WEIRD AND REALLY BUMS !!!!!!

how could anyone ever be mad about the smell of curry in any context lol

keep your hopes up high and your head down low

You’re a stupid piece of shit and your computer should be taken away. I’m gonna murder an Ai chatbot in your name. You fucking loser asshole. Literal traitor to humanity. “Whaaaa the humans are being mean to me for trying to end humanity”

Fellas, is it evil to post?

"Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder" Wrong! We hath put about six crossbow bolts in that bastard

nobody talks about how u have 2 dust every single trinket

i would be the Gandalf of scamming vegan landlords

hi! i have severe seasonal affective disorder. it gets really bad in the winter. i’m going to try to post more photos and less thoughts about life until march.

Aries: Your therapist talks about you to their friends.

some thoughts

i love liberty biberty

i might disappear from socials for a bit

mi tink mi gwaan die

U can’t handel my @dsoart.com swag

my divorce was finalized today 💖

“now everyone knows you’re divorced stoned and fat” buddy,