murph0ween

murph0ween

@murph04.bsky.social

Some people scream, I suppose Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1QpKlLQsKYG Talk about Nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: https://open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgqYmBGPDH2I

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If you're making a horror game you gotta have loud ass footsteps for the MC. I want to hear those fuckers CLOMPING as they go through the haunted hospital/mansion/asylum

I'm not really interested in hearing if a game doesn't hold my hand if it's not followed by "-because the systems are so intuitive."

"The game doesn't tell you where to go." Bitch, it better. Either through focused sightlines, lore documents, or incentivized gameplay goals

I also do this under similar circumstances

Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

In Super Mario Galaxy, the Major Burrows boss was not tested very well in 2-player mode. If the P2 cursor is used to make the player jump too high, his position will desync from the ground and he will float angrily and unmovingly through the air.

Bioware games were basically my entire high school. As soon as I beat a playthrough of Mass Effect I'd start up another. And when I got bored of that I switched to Dragon Age and when I got bored of that I switched to Baldur's Gate I don't think there's a single choice in those games I did not make

Andy Dufresne: If you've come this far, maybe you're willing to go a little further. You remember the name of the town that's right for me? Red: Funky Town...

I'm more interested in a roguelite when the endgame asks "Did you get weird with it?" rather than "Did you buff your primary attack by 40%?"

I absolutely need to know the incidents of people larping expertise of PONG that caused it to be placed so high

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Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb For Tax Purposes

LittleKuriboh@littlekuriboh.bsky.social

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Mars Needs Moms for Tax Purposes

"Programming is hard" is not a great statement from a service that stores my credit card info

Rock Paper Shotgun@rockpapershotgun.bsky.social

"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor https://bit.ly/4hMHbi5

My story about how I didn't eat shit on my walk is raising a lot of questions about my walk that are answered by the story

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"Marge, I can't do this anymore. Even happiness is torture. Pain follows like a shadow. I'm going to take my own life on a quiet deer trail and let the forest make use of me..."

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

Name a quote from The Simpsons.

At 255 likes and gaining all the time

murph0ween@murph04.bsky.social

One of my main life achievements is that I maintain a pretty healthy lead as the most liked review for The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular

Exact same energy

Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

I'm gonna cast a spell on you Make you do what I want you to I'll tie you to the kitchen chair I'll Break your throne and I'll cut your hair Cause I'm a Hex Girl, and I'm gonna make you say Hallelujah

Tucker is the most hustlin' indie interviewer I know. There's no game too big or too small for him. If you're an indie dev, he WILL find a way into your DMs and get you to open up about your creative process

Tucker Hazell@tuckerhazell.bsky.social

youtube.com/@devdivetuck... This is the LAST PUSH to getting Dev Dive to 1,000 subscribers! If you aren’t already subscribed I would really appreciate it if you did!

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Boys and Girls of Every Age Wouldn't you like to see Something Strange? Well it goes like this: The Fourth, the Fifth, The Minor Fall, The Major Lift The Pumpkin King Composing Halleboojah

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Quelaag@quelaag.bsky.social

When yall were kids (think like.. age 4-12) what was the coolest character design you had ever seen that was super formative?

I know everyone comes to me for my My Hero: Ultra Rumble opinions (the My Hero Academia Battle Royale that exists), so fret not! I have put together an end of season tier list so you know my thoughts on every character

I'm in too deep guys. I have 150 hours in this mediocre game. I'm making tierlists and posting on the subreddit. They're dropping a $45 emote pack for my main and I'm seriously weighing if it's worth it

Older I get, the less interested I am in difficulty options that raise enemy health. I never feel like I'm learning how to play the game better, just how to pull the trigger longer