Mtlayman

The last few days really made me want cheesecake, a top 2 dessert.

Had 2 college roommates from Tampa, so you’ll understand how happy this makes me 🤣

The democratic candidate doesn’t need to debate the repubcan during the 28 election. What would be the point?

Was just remembering how when I was a junior in high school I watched a senior throw a bail of hay from the ground into the second story door of a barn. Next time you see a real bail of hay, not straw, pick it up and decide whether that should be physically possible.

I’m more electable than Rahm Emanuel. So the rule is you can write 1 article about him for every one you write about me.

Me putting one slice of left over pizza in the beer fridge: house is falling apart but at least we got that free second fridge

Me: Andie, I have a pretty funny question to ask you… Andie: okay! Me: how did your boogers get in Devon’s hair?!

Checking the BC box score and seeing 399 rushing yard … okay 👍

Gangs all here

Are there ever any good college football games any more? WNBA finals on NBC people

2 out of 4: The number of books I just read to Andie that mentioned “old lady” The one who swallowed a rainbow and then one from the Bernstein Bears that everyone’s afraid of and call a witch.

Something for everyone

Me: "Pinch me I'm Irish" is a phrase, right? Jenn: Yes, why? Me: German people could say, "Pinc me, I'm German"

The people we bought this house from didn’t so much sell it as they abandoned ship.

Jenn: we should be in bed Me, 2 minutes later: okay, let’s go to bed Jenn: you’re weak! Me: what ?

It’s important to keep in touch with your high school history teacher and to ask him how he ended up in Vietnam

Who has the best take on Starlink consequences ?

Andie (age 3): Ms Danielle made me eat my lunch first before my cookie Mama: oh she did? Andie: yeah, can you talk to her tomorrow? 😆

Any action on the betting sites about which country musk is moving to in 2029?

*MUSK ORDERED STARLINK SLOWDOWN ON UKRAINE: WSJ 👀👀👀

So LeBron is meeting the Sixers in New York 😂

Democrats are preparing to investigate Musk if they win control of the House in November, Politico reports. Potential probes would focus on his DOGE leadership, federal job cuts, alleged data breaches, government contracts and Starlink’s role in Ukraine.

Jenn’s always like: what are you watching on your phone And I have to be all like: a short clip on which of the regiments under Beauford’s command on the first day at Gettysburg suffered the most casualties …

Andie during lunch: my tummy’s starting to hurt Jenn: good thing it didn’t hurt when you ate your cookie Andie, whispering: cookie made it better

A mockumentary style show about a newspaper in Chicago interviewing people and reporting on all the batshit crazy things that happen across Chicago PD, Chicago Fire and that third show also in Chicago, whatever it may be.

Sorry my toddler called you an old lady, we’re reading the Bernstein bears and they call all the old ladies, “old ladies”

when a side defects without consequence you are now playing a fundamentally rigged game and the only way to fix it is to ensure defectors are punished in such a way that they learn there are consequences to all their choices

Meta took down the No Kings organizing page today - the biggest day of protest this fall. They provided zero explanation. It stayed down for the entire afternoon until most of the protests were done. Outrageous. Put this on the January investigation list.

Parents went to Boston and are current watching BC ‘play’ football 🏈 Rookie mistake!

Speaking of Pepperdine Law, wasn’t Ken Starr the Dean there?

#TSLA

I saw it and now you’ll see it too

The whole, “is AI conscious” debate is not really interesting or material right now 🤷‍♂️

Last night I got done with Andie's bedtime at approximately 9:00. Jenn is leaving the room at 8:09. Andie has indicated she likes my bedtimes better 😂😭

Just called Jenn up to the big spare room to show her the ‘hack job’ (spackle) the prior owners did to cover up a hole before they left. Jenn get up to the room: I did that! 😂 Planning to sand this week!

Napoleon fought a lot of battles But he did not fight them all

Giants remain undefeated in the NFC East !

made the mistake again of eating a clementine while drinking coffee. what a terrible combo.

Wore my new, bright blue giants sweater to daycare drop off in Delco PA this morning. Ask me anything!