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It's 2026 and #Photoshop lacks any ability to extrude text. Not because it's too hard, but because #Adobe actually REMOVED IT. The workaround is to manually duplicate and offset 25 layers like a medieval monk illuminating a parchment under dying candlelight. Oh, and layer 14 is off by 2 pixels.

Prometheus ended up as an eagle's all-you-can-eat liver buffet. Bro is literally the God of Foresight and he didn't see this coming? Is he stupid?

I want to encourage people to check out the One of Us Global foundation, the foundation that my wife Stacey and I founded in memory of Technoblade. Applications for the Youth Advisory Committee are still open! Consider sending in your application. www.instagram.com/p/Dc9S5e1gcP4/

If you’ve seen one sharp, pointed hand tool for punching holes, you’ve seen them awl.

Reality: great idea, terrible execution.

Uploaded my carefully framed 1080x1920 video to Instagram. Default handling: cut off the top and bottom and force it into a square. Square video? Truly Quibi-level product design. Turns out there’s a tiny icon you can click to let it stay the way you made it. Brilliant.

Posting while flying home from Seattle and it's cute how this plane is equipped with a scale model of a bathroom.

In a video meeting does anyone else move closer to or farther from their camera to maintain the median headsize for the group? I don't want to be that too-close, big head guy, or that far-away, tiny head guy. Ima goldilocks that headsize.

Science fiction is always obsessed with parallel universes. Why does nobody ever want to explore a perpendicular universe?

Curious, I went to meta.ai and got the usual LLM interface. I typed a test query, hit submit and got nothing except "please log in". There is no way to just try it out. It looks like you can query it, but you can't. So that experiment confirmed my feeling that I can safely ignore meta.ai.

When I take my dog for a walk, he stops and spends 30 seconds with every hint of pee or poop that comes his way. It's like TikTok for dogs.

When choosing restaurants "Italian" and "Pizza" should be separate categories. Fight me.

Do you think Mandalorian parents ever yell downstairs to their kids, "If I have to come down there I'm bringing the flamethrower."

What kind of leader do you want to be? RTL YEA helps young people build confidence, strengthen communication skills, connect with inspiring peers, and learn how to create positive change in their communities. Have a look and think about signing up: www.oneofusglobal.org/programs/rtl...

Happy Birthday, Technoblade. Today he would have been 27 years old. 🐷👑

The official motto of the Viltrum Empire is "All your base are belong to us".

Check out this video from someone who's going to be interviewing me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xp...

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor". Ok but doesn't Thor already have the power of Thor? So the hammer does what exactly?

I took Floof for a walk today, wearing my awesome Technoblade jacket. I was overtaken at some point by a couple of high school students. As they passed me, they each said "Technoblade never dies!". I gave them a thumbs up and a "right on." The legend lives on.

It's raining; it's pouring; The old man is snoring. They wired his head at the sleep clinic bed And tested for sleep apnea until morning.

I don't want to sound smug but I'm starting to suspect my doctor's office is planning something special for my birthday this year. Every time I go in, everyone wants me to verify when it is.

The cloud-obscured moon last night.

My thoughts on Trans Day of Visibility: www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxbhg...

I was hanging out with @babyghast.com and was pointing out Venus in the night sky. I explained how it appeared right after sunset and was following the sun because it's in the ecliptic. Later that evening I remembered he's majoring in astrophysics.

I heard about aphantasia and it made me wonder what it’s like? I just can’t picture it.

This morning my laptop refused to boot up and wasn't responding to any of my usual tricks. I asked Gemini for advice, and it listed a few different programs I could run to diagnose it. On my laptop. That wouldn't boot.

Started rewatching Steven Universe; saw "Together Breakfast" this evening. Flashing back to watching it with young Technoblade and how he laughed and laughed at the EDM strawberry.

reprogrammed the main deflector array to emit a phased burst of verteron particles. felt logical might delete later.

It's 5 AM and I'm reeling from a nightmare triggered by "Iron Lung."

I used to check the weather app maybe three times per year. Since I bought a telescope I check the weather app maybe three times per day.

Started watching Starfleet Academy with my kids and the first thing one of them said was, "Elastigirl?!"

Larry Ellison quietly renames yacht after critics point out it spells “I’m a N*zi” Backwards. The yacht's new name will be "Reltihlieh". calfkicker.com/larry-elliso...

Toyota Motor Corporation announced termination of plans for a successor to their popular Highlander SUV, saying flatly, "There can be only one."

I wonder what game I should play today?

If I'm scrubbing a pan for 5 minutes and it still has food stains on it, well, that's just how that pan is now.

Suddenly occurred to me that an aglet is just a specific kind of ferrule.

Transamerica Pyramid (just the tip)

Demeter is out of town so our family structure has collapsed. I went to check on whether Apollo had eaten, and found him searing potatoes and sausage over a hot flame. In a survival game. I asked if he'd eaten anything IRL today and he said 'no'.

My first ever Letsplay video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCu...

Congratulations to everyone involved in today's Hytale news! hytale.com/news/2025/11...

Hide-the-pain Harold

We can all relate.

2 Truths and a Lie: 1. I have met Les Claypool's daughter. 2. I have met Zohran Mamdani's mother. 3. I have met Laura Dern's father.

Went down to my local library and said "One democracy please." Feeling good about it.

Two things in this aquarium are about 9 inches long, black, and wider at one end. One is a bristlenose plecostomus, and the other is a filter intake extension tube. The tube keeps getting knocked loose from the filter, I think because the pleco wants to "date".

As is customary, you won't actually be able to change my mind.

One can't even walk into Mordor.

I dreamed that I met Hank Green. Then I woke up. Then I went to a wedding, and Hank Green was there, who I got to talk to. Then I REALLY woke up. And as I was slowly coming awake that morning, I had a hard time figuring out whether I had actually met Hank Green or not. Turn out not.

Talking to a young person yesterday, I inquired as to what their take was on my rep. They said, "You're a micro celebrity who's famous even though you don't do anything. Like Zendaya." Based

My dog Floof has expressed an interest in live streaming. Here are some excerpts of his work. www.youtube.com/shorts/DEmQv...