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Pretty neat that Tampa Bay was able to find a bunch of guys named Ray, if you think about it.

Running back? Seems like they should be running forward, if you ask me.

Brazil. Don't be like the USA. Don't bring back the fascist. Not even if it's his son!

Old punks should be called p-uncs

It’s weird that there isn’t a flavor of ice cream that’s just cinnamon. It always has to be something like horchata or churro flavor.

I’ve decided that instead of calling the bathroom “the little boys room” like some people do, I’m going to call it “the big man’s room”.

Come again. Bonita who?

Is there a term for when you burp but you let it out through your nose instead of your mouth? If not, can we call it a nurp?

Let’s start calling this DOGE diarrhea: www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Who would win in a fight between Steve Kornacki and Harry Enten?

Can you imagine what Michael Scott would be like in the age of AI?

The more that I think about it, the more I'm convinced how there are very few billionaires who could beat me in arm wrestling.

Pistons fans are salty tonight. If you're complaining about the foul calls: maybe don't foul so much against a guy who is KNOWN for being able to draw fouls.

Jarrett Allen gets to watch an extra episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion after the game.

Is Chris Rock short for Christian Rock?

Are they called Boomers because they love booming up the Middle East?

Orban losing to a Hungarian guy named Peter Magyar is like Trump losing to a guy named Johnny America.

I’ve decided to say that if I’m enjoying something, im going to start saying that it would do numbers on Vine. Ie: “Man, this is a good cup of coffee. It would do numbers on Vine.”

Artemis? More like Fartemis.

Do you think that nerdy New Yorkers are either githyanki or githmets fans?

I am once again asking: what the fuck is a markwayne?

Iran is much bigger and more powerful than either Iraq or Afghanistan. Much better military, too. Just a heads up!

If a guy is both a Blood gang member and a looksmaxxer, do they say Blavicular?

Hey just checking in: how are all of your NFT's doing?

How much Imodium do you think Trump’s handlers are pumping into him in preparation for the state of the union?

Apples and peanut butter are a tasty snack, so why aren’t there more apple and peanut butter desserts?

Do you think the band Phish has trouble sending marketing emails?

Do you think it’s possible that there are people out there who became conservative because the word “right” is shorthand for “correct” and they never questioned it?

I’m convinced that if we say “cuckitalism” enough, we could convince a significant portion of maga men to denounce capitalism.

I promise to always split my infinitives.

Kaitlin Bennett shit her pants so that Samantha Fulnecky could crawl.

Did Tony Romo say that 2/3 is 80%? He was talking about how the Bills kicker had only gotten 50% of his previous 50+ yard attempts (1/2), and when the third kick was good, I’m pretty sure he said something like “update that to 80%”.

When we topple the empire of the PDF king and ICE is abolished, anyone who got the $50,000 signing bonus should have to return the full bonus back and that money should be used for reparations for those hurt by ICE.

I don’t think Maga folks understand that cops can’t/shouldn’t just shoot people to death because they disobeyed an order or tried to flee.

On the campaign trail, Trump said he’d release the files, so they’ve had plenty of time to redact him. These people need to learn to do their homework early.

It’s weird that there are jackets called “windbreakers” and nobody makes jokes about it.

Attaching the Trump name to the Kennedy Center will only push more actual artists away from it, particularly with Trump's melting base of support. Only the worst Maga artists will have anything to do with it, which will eventually destroy it because no one will care if someone gets the honors.

"Riley Gaines" sounds like a trans body builder and you can't convince me otherwise.

One time a guy said. “Say less” to me and I thought he was telling me to shut up and it hurt my feelings.

If you criticize Hakeem Jeffries on Bluesky, prepare to be called an incel by radical centrists. They will also employ "yo mama" jokes in a serious manner.

There's a French guy nearby in the office who is having a semi-loud conversation on the phone and he's saying, "Oh yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no ok." Then after a long pause he just said, "....sausages." Then a despondent, "Ok."

This is a moment to build networks and community. Go out and meet your neighbors. Ask them if they need anything (or seek out help if you need something). Join or start a mutual aid. Go and talk to your local government. Do things to build the "village" that you want to live in. We can save us.

I think that all Browns fans should develop hobbies and skills during the time that they would normally watch the game.

Do you think that Donald Trump kept the dress?

We need to honest with ourselves: cream cheese frosting is better than butter cream frosting.

This’ll be the thing that turns Staten Island communist www.newsweek.com/these-pastas...

Does molasses come from mole asses? If so, that’s disgusting.

Any major sports franchise that cannot achieve a certain level of success (tbd) over a given amount of time (also tbd), should be forced to sell the team to the fans of its respective city, a la the Packers. #browns

There’s nobody whiter than a white bucket drummer

For my mayoral ballot, I just filled in the bubbles to make a pretty design. That's how you're supposed to do it, right? Prettiest design wins?