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Who did this? 😂

Went touristing to the wonderful Panshanger #Parkrun this morning, a great course with fabulous marshalling! Was dry and hot, the shade of the trees was a welcome relief! I was humbled by a chap pushing a pushchair who beat me to 20th place! ☺️

Farage in The Telegraph: ‘If voters think I’m a crook, they can get rid of me.’ It’s not how the law works but, even so, I’m assuming if Farage is serious he’ll allow the voters of Clacton to look at all his finances, speak to all his donors, and put himself up for rigorous questioning?

When touristing at Newark #Parkrun this morning - really liked this one! Parking, cafe, park for the kids, some variety on the undulating course… Even saw the Incredible Hulk! 💥🤣 Took it steady, I wasn’t chasing any PBs, just went to enjoy myself and get the letter ‘N’ on my Parkrun alphabet… 😉

Donald abandoned his 3 oldest kids, when they were all in grade school, to run off with a mistresses. He had a child with that mistress, speculated about the eventual size of that baby's breasts, and then abandoned her too. He married his next mistress. And cheated on her with someone in porn.

As Europe swelters in record heat, here's what GB News has been saying about the threat posed by climate change...

Nearly 1 million people lost a combined $3.8 billion buying Trump’s crypto coin. Trump walked away with $636 million. That is a SCAM.

Hot and toasty around Forest Rec #parkrun this morning, the cool air under the trees was appreciated, despite the tough inclines! 🥵 Great marshals as always, a nearly 200 turnout and a sub 18 minute for the quickest runner is next level in this heat and on that course!

“Who funds him?” No one funds him! There’s nothing to fund. He just gets the same bin costume out the loft for one evening every 6-12 months.

Tuned to to see who’s covering the most popular talk radio show in the UK today…. What fresh hell is this @mrjamesob.bsky.social ? 😳 A Farage boot-licker! 🤔 Couldn’t they have given us a real laugh and fielded Lee Anderson instead?

It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀

I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️

Absolutely loved attending the brilliant Endcliffe #parkrun earlier in the weekend of the millionth Parkrun event! Fab course, really challenging due to lots of steady undulation, but really rewarding and a beautiful location in a wonderful city! Plus I met a Boston! 🥰

Whatever Reform’s ‘vetting’ process involves, it clearly doesn’t extend to anything as complicated as a basic Google search.

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

Missed #parkrun on Saturday to get stuck into a brutal checkpoint race around the hectic streets of Sheffield organised by Unsanctioned Athletics (check them out!). Brilliant format, fast and frantic, and a really quick field (I was 17/28). The elevation in the last few KM was absolutely brutal! 🥵

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

No #parkrun for us today - the little man has his cup final this afternoon so he needs to be fresh for that instead, just a lazy morning ahead… Shout out to the all runners and high viz heroes, especially those doing ‘The Lap’ around Windermere today, huge respect to you all! 🫡 Maybe one day… 🤞

You didn't "earn" a billions dollars, Jeff Bezos. You *took it* from your poorly paid workers.

Vote Reform. Or we will house *dangerous migrant centres* in your village. And if you vote Green, it will be even worse for you. It's beyond disturbing. The chill wind of threat, thuggery and menace of a kind never before seen in Britain.

It’s George Conway. I put everything about my career on the line and left the Republican party to stop Donald Trump and his MAGA sleazebags in Congress. All I’m asking you for is $5 to get me to Congress so we can fight them together in the lion’s den.

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Proud of the little man setting his new #parkrun PB at Nottingham Embankment this morning… not yet seen the result but around 25 minutes for a 9 year old is 🔥 And his sprint finish… 🤩 His fellow runners and the marshals were amazing, this is a brilliant parkrun venue, with a massive turnout!

While Boris Johnson was mayor of London there were 72,000 knife attacks, 16,000 gun crime offences, and at least 62,000 racially motivated violent crimes. But apparently, those didn't count.

Missed #parkrun this morning because I went to watch my 9 year old win his football league for the second season in a row, his team winning all their games! Despite him being the keeper all season, they let him go up front in the 2nd half, and he scored a cracker!

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Can’t believe the stories emerging about Kash Patel. He seems so sane & stable. It’s as if Robert Kennedy turned out to be as mad as a goose or Pete Hegseth a brain dead oik. Unthinkable!

Sharon Osborne was ▶️an immigrant into the USA in the late 1970s ▶️an immigrant into Ireland in the mid 1990s ▶️an immigrant into the USA again from 2002 to 2005 ▶️and then again from 2010 to 2020 She has been an immigrant for approx 48 of her 73 years www.nme.com/news/tv/shar...

I also missed this. My apologies. Follow Adam!

The little man did his second proper #parkrun earlier with myself and the boys around Colwick this morning, one of best PRs in Nottingham. Super proud of him, running his 2nd 5km in a fortnight!

Had a brilliant trip to the Trent this morning for Victoria Embankment #parkrun - the little man did his first ever (proper) parkrun! Great course, fab marshals, wonderfully inclusive (BSL 1st timers briefing and visually impaired support runners), Easter vibes & high viz heroes!

Drilling for more oil & gas in the North Sea won't lower bills, it won't make us more energy independent and it won't insulate us from price shocks. A Labour backslide on this would be a huge betrayal. Double down on renewables. Insulate every home. Lower bills, permanently.

8 Million Americans turned out to make No Kings 3 the biggest protest in our history. We did it because we love our country. We are committed to protect it from those who would do it harm. 🇺🇸 IM🍑MENT NOW!!!!! (Orange you glad I didn't mention his name? 🍊 🤮) #PresidementiaBelongsBehindBars

fine, but what are we going to do about social media for boomers?

The presidency was never intended to be a safe haven for criminals.

Reform offered hate. We offered hope. Hope won. The police say his accusations of cheating are baseless. Farage is a bad loser.

Badloser isn't a police officer. Badloser hasn't spent time, energy, and taxpayers money on a thorough investigation. Badloser prefers his prejudices.