Mr Fuzz

In Trump’s America, the American League is ruled by Toronto

They need to sign Colbert up for the Return of the Colbert Report for the remainder of this presidency.

You don’t have to sell billionaires public land to pay down our national debt. You can just make them pay taxes.

I made a video saying “I still don’t like Elon, but I do like it when he calls Trump a pedophile” and TikTok brought it down for misinformation, which I appealed and now it’s back 🤣

Based on a true story

You are what you eat

I get to do some pretty cool things

Watching Liver King documentary with my girlfriend: GF “Ew, he calls Twitter X?” Me “Yeah babe, this guys a real piece of shit”

I’ve got 99 followers and you’re probably one

Racism is just one flavor of stupidity

Let those amongst us who have not accepted a $400 million jetliner from Qatar throw the first stone.

Whoa! What are we doing here, TikTok?

Guys, you need better media literacy than this. We’re supposed to be the smart ones

I feel like the people mad at Steven King right now would watch Blazing Saddles and think it’s promoting racism

Charlie Kirk out here being pro-rapist is wild

I don’t know why you guys want to be victims so badly

These people really will say just anything, huh?

Pro Palestine protesters are fine with throwing LGBT and immigrants under the bus, but draw the line at protesting at a Trump rally

Incumbents did not have it easy in 2024

Do you really want this guy as your god king?

Australians be like “Krickey! Fried Chicken!”

Boomers are the first generation to not want their kids to be better off than them.

Are online democrats too mean? Maybe… but let’s look at the right for a second

Donald Trump is obviously demented

I don’t know as much about Australian politics as Canadian. Did Trump save the liberals down under as well?

A damn shame

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Donald Trump single handedly saved the liberal party in Canada

I got called a white supremacist for saying that I voted for Kamala Harris. You read that correctly.

New song X available April 15

I told some jokes this last weeo

my offer to america: we bring woke back

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

I wrote a song about becoming a billionaire, and it’s quite possibly the saddest piece of art I’ve ever produced.

I miss $3.50 gas and a department of defense that didn’t text war plans to civilians

“Well done” is a generous way to describe a ruined steak

When our country decided to elect a serial cheater and rapist, it didn’t occur to me that our government was going to be run by a bunch of virgins

Trump really is a whiny bitch, isn’t he?

Has anyone heard from Drake in the last 24 hours?

It always tickles me when all the conservative “free thinkers” get the same idea at around the same time.