Paul

I took my cats to the vets today for their their check ups and was told Millie needs to lose weight. When I asked the receptionist to confirm Millie's weight for reference, she laughed before telling me and said 'Millie's been eating pies, hasn't she?'. Bless her! #catsofbluesky

Having a look at France v NI. La Marseillaise is my favourite national anthem by quite a distance.

For us to go into the last game of the season and actually still have a chance of Champions League is madness. As it is we finish on 18 unbeaten, our highest points total & our highest ever position, and it's beyond what pretty much any fan would have dreamt of. Great job, Andoni. #AFCB

Adds Zara Larsson to my list of acts I want to see live. She's so bloody positive! #Radio1

Looking forward to 45 more minutes of the Arsenal players throwing themselves to the ground at the mere threat of any physical contact. Exciting football! 🙄 #AFCB

After all the chats we've had with our daughters recently about the state of the world, my 16 yo poked her head into the lounge around 0030 and asked if she could watch #ArtemisII splashdown with me. It was amazing to watch something overwhelmingly positive for a change, and share it with her.

So it turned out that America was the rogue state all this time?

Am watching NASA's #ArtemisII launch feed. I'm surprised to find I'm genuinely excited by this. I think it might be something to do with watching something that represents progress, rather than everything else going on in the world ATM that is mainly people wanting precisely the opposite.

So Israel commits war crime after war crime… Invades Targets civilians/aid workers Snipers children Land grabs Celebrates with champagne at hanging Palestinians …and the international community can’t even muster the most flaccid of responses. You have failed us all.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Counterpoint to this: My Dad died last year (to the day) and NS&I dealt with and laid out his premium bonds within a few weeks. The process was extremely easy.

I remember when I was a newly qualified/junior nurse and if a patient wanted to self-discharge I'd be all 'Oh no. Don't do that. Think of your health. Please don't.' Twenty years later, if a patient wants to self discharge it's 'Okay. Bye.'. Five seconds later,'You still here?'.

I started watching this game wanting Arsenal to win, but they've been so utterly, dreadfully shit I'm now pleased they're losing. I do want Cherki to get a full force football to the bollocks though.

One of my happy places. Still wondering if Betelguese might go nova in my lifetime. 🤞

We all know the goals. 1) Distract from the Epstein files to try and 2) Keep Trump out of jail

I'm aware that this is the early stages of an investigation but it's worth remembering at all times that Joey Barton is, and always has been, an absolutely massive cunt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

One of the interesting parts of being in my 50's is the myriad of different noises I now make when moving.

Really enjoying being a Dad tonight as I spend the evening watching the #TheBrits with my daughters and spend most of it getting stuff wrong. I have have also expressed positivity about the K-pop Demon Hunters song, to their utter disgust. 😂

Imagine devoting your entire career to selling the idea that the British public hates wokery and is clamouring for radical right wing populism, only to then be defeated in an actual election by the most left wing possible coalition of politicians and activists in the country. It's got to hurt

Reform crying about family voting after the Greens won the Gorton and Denton by-election might be objectively the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Also, it's not like there's a recent history of another right-wing cunt doing a similar thing, trying to delegitamise a result they didn't like.

For me, it's always been the right time, but now seems an even more right time than ever to just get rid of the fuckingvRoyal Family. For me, just the concept of them is utterly absurd.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. 'You know what that sounds like? Somebody else's problem.' Also.... 'I only give advice. You don't have to do any of this.'

To be brutally honest. The system is way beyond rot. The worst of the worst are at the top. Greedy, corrupt pedophiles. Cannibals FFS. Things we thought of as conspiracy. Are actually true. In all honesty. The entire system needs to be burnt to the ground.

This remains one of the greatest (and actually quite impressive) headlines ever.

Goodness me! That drone footage is astonishingly dramatic. Really brings it home how fast they're going. #Downhill #WinterOlympics

Days like these are what it's all about when you're a Bournemouth fan. Absolutely brilliant! #AFCB

Did everyone completely forget that at one point Rachel stood next to the bar and said 'If I was a faithful'? #TheTraitors

Get rid of the chest of chance. It's a silly way to decide it. You can greatly reduce the chances of getting to that point by having an odd number at each round table. Easy. #TheTraitors

Happy with that ending. I wanted Stephen to be a winner and I'm glad he did it with integrity, sort of! 😂 #TheTraitors

One reason to be cheerful. www.bbc.com/news/article...

If it's written by Burchill, it's going to be one of the worst possible takes. She's fucking vile.

I really like the idea of Europe, or at least the nations involved in the tariff threats, boycotting the World Cup. In fact, if The Orange Shitgibbon continues on his current path surely the right thing for most nations to do is just not turn up.

I looked at my National Insurance number once when I got my card aged 16 (I guess), and have never forgotten it. I also remember my grandparents phone number from the pre-area-codes starting with zero times - 86 484208.

Almost 6 months ago I put £150 in to one of those stock trading apps, just to play around with. In that time I have invested in nearly 100 different stocks and today that money is worth........ *drum roll* £150.08p Gordan Gecko I am not! 😂

I don't think the ceremonial dagger is all that. #Traitors

I'm quite proud of the relationship I've built with my daughters. I think they're pretty open with me about things. However, when my 16 year old turned to me during this bit of #TheTraitors and laughing, said 'That's me on the second day of my period', I wondered if 'too open' might be a thing. 😂😂

Up until that moment at the breakfast table, I thought Harriet was absolutely nailing this show. It felt weird watching her fall on her sword for the cause but ultimately, you've got respect her for it. She played her game for the faithfuls. #TheTraitors

Semenyo doing Semenyo things.

Fiona said the Rachel was formidable but goddamn, Harriet is IMMENSE! Love her. #TheTraitors

Stephen at this round table. #TraitorsUK

I do not like Fiona. #Traitors

Nothing you can do about that apart from admire it. Take a bow, son. #Fulham #Liverpool

Yeah. Nothing creepy or weird about this at all.

Trump mimicking his hero, Putin. The world leaders who don't seem to say anywhere near enough about Netanyahu or Putin will pr4 stay quiet about this as well. Pathetic.

As always, the faithful don't know anything. They never do and the sooner they accept that, the better. #TheTraitors

Cue people rounding on Ross because of an admittedly awkward slip in how he said something. #TheTraitors

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.