Punkin’ Idaho

Scrubbed taters and Sid

Not sure I’ve ever been this jealous of someone before

“Let me reply on your posts” challenge, I’m friendly and sometimes funny

(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

They shouldn’t have named that building the towering inferno

John Wick escaping assassins on horseback thru NYC

there's a guy in there (share this post anytime you need to explain how a device works or spoil a horror movie for someone)

Look at this poster!!!!!

Showing growth and restraint by not vomiting my opinion of a medication all over a positive post ⭐️

Chicken and gnocchi instead of dumplings? I think I’ve shifted so much to sheet pan or pan fried gnocchi that making it the more traditional way sounds exotic

It’s cool that I’m probably never going to get to have a baby but some internet moron needs AI to come up with 3 cool things about their child. Good country.

I’m scattered smothered and covered (ate an edible, took a shower, and put on a bunch of lotion)

When you visit my house while I’m taking my stump nap

Come on now

I don’t mean to be controversial but nirvana unplugged is a perfect record, no skips

Jump scare seeing that NG tube with bile in it, jfc. Scent memory 🫪

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

go cayuts

Never get updates about the good ones

I didn’t know this until now but this is my fantasy too

Ok that’s enough of David Duchovny revealing spy craft and biological warfare labs and war crimes for a while

Interesting that the manhattan project wikipedia doesn’t mention the experiments on humans with plutonium, unless I’m missing it somewhere?

Reading some of your posts and takes around here

once again my torus-shaped uncle Lime Gem is texting me about the maximum dream you can have. i already know it's the dream of material unbinding. ive known that all my life and hes told me before anyway. maybe he should dream the dream of saying things only once. or undream the dream of nephews

Girls will say “I needed this.” and it’s just the What’s Opera Doc horse.✨

I have injured my shoulder to a degree that I can’t even describe but I just took a shower for the first time in 3 days and life has meaning again

Friday night