Goatwiz

It is possible for an inanimate object to be an insufferable asshole.

"fantasy authors need to stop focusing on big boobed blonde women and come up with a perfect pension system" - a commentary on world building from my insightful partner.

I have genuinely been kept away from a break room because of the noise of people eating apples. Which is my only qualification as a doctor

Looking for real songs to avoid AI slop merchants. They are right in one thing though, Metal Yodelling is an untapped genre. But it needs to be done the right way. A crazy fever dream by @evilscarecrow.bsky.social who wake up sweating and yell "get me a yodeller!" Anything else is against nature.

I just saw a driving instructor and student drive past in a mercedes. I'm not a petrol head but I did think about signing up for a lesson just to drive a Merc 😂

I once was so tired, when answering a DM with only the word yes. I typed "sye" which is not in any way correct. Not forwards, backwards, upside down! Not any. Not a single letter in the right place. Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame.

Who is the person that wants the adaptation to be different from the source material so they are surprised? And why are people listening to them?

Currently living in a metaphor of dealing with the messes of the previous generation as I strip three layers of wallpaper of my walls which appears to have been stuck down with super glue.

Inflicting trauma on the next generation just because you went through it and "turned out fine" doesn't make it ok. Long story short stop playing Monopoly. It's not a good game.

Join me in half an hour, I'm about to stream and first we'll start on a poll, which past drawing I'll be redrawing for the affiliate anniversary. (PS all of them were drawn the month I reached affiliate on twitch, 6 years ago) link twitch.tv/szotynart

Just realized I haven't sent everyone a baby goat fix yet this week.

The recipe calls for one cup of sugar...

I now understand that when some people say "oh I like all types of music" they mean types within their narrow scope of "exploration" and have the same energy as "I enjoy all sexual positions, underneath AND on top"

A good quality, well maintained kitchen knife is a joy to use but gives zero fucks if you catch yourself. You feel like a vanquished samurai, thinking you are ok, then your arm falls off. My thumb is now sporting a dashing anime villain cut across its face (nail) and is bent on revenge.

"I can't hear the enemies over the sea shanties!" *When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight*

Art by Skizo

Oh so you'll vote in a dangerous, prejudice moron into government because it's funny but an alien bin man is a step too far. For shame

Due to the extreme temperatures the social media accounts of Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek have been restricted from sharing selfies to prevent serious overheating. Additional accounts are under consideration pending public submission.

Coming back to part 1 of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Solari after Erika's Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast. Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos" Me: ... Ok I'll stick around. The gang never disappoint regardless of mood.

A perfect holiday with the perfect company. Robin Hoods bay was delightful. We explored it thoroughly, walked to Whitby Abby, took 100s of ocean pics, hunted for ocean glass, played with swords, ate, drank, played games, watched bats from the veranda, saw a lady walking her rabbit and much more!

Living that Jason Statham Crank lifestyle but maintaining a constant level of caffination to avert disaster instead.

Rescued a butterfly from a spider web who then proceeded to fly straight into another one. Rescued for the second time and taken outside it flew away. I fully expect it to return to me in my moment of greatest need to repay this life debt.

"oh, we are playing on a higher difficulty that's not good for new players, you're going to have a miserable time" Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is.

Lesson #5 - Cherry. Not painted for a while so it's good to get back to it. While I was doing it I was enjoying the sight of a well used paint set. Feels good to use that fancy stationery rather than let it sit in a drawer.

Support your local artists. They use less water than A.I because they will inevitably forget to hydrate.

I've had plants on the brink of death come back to life after, I've bought a replacement and then be better than ever. It would appear I'm cultivating a brood of spiteful plants and you know I respect them for it. These little horrors persist.

Acting like you weren't spilling your drink on yourself before caps were left attached to the bottle...

Fresh straight off the tree

"I'll just do that one task"....*17 tasks later with a mixture of soil, flour, nail polish and goodness knows what else on my hands*

Going to a festival, the weather report is sun, the sky is overcast. I've been hurt before, weather. Old reliable all weather leather trench coat it is!

Was at lunch with a group of people and one says "what can you do with potatoes? .... Mash them, boil them" and Noone made a lord of the rings reference! I am a stranger in a foreign land...

Downside: having to blow my nose a lot from allergies. Upside: I have nearly perfected making it sound like the start of "Man I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain

And for the 10th Plague of Egypt every first born He/Him, male presenting non binary and male presenting gender fluid on that day were slain that night.... - Extract from the woke bible 2026

Consumed by this story. The cleaner has either seen that the roll is too big for the holder and given up or they have foreseen a BIG problem for someone in the future.

7 day work weeks are interesting. Day 6 my body rebels in incredulity at it not being a rest day and functions on the bare minimum and Day 7 it accepts that this is life now and may as well let me have some energy and more than 3 brain cells.

Today is sponsored by Coffee™, Heavy Metal™, SheerSpite™, and a little passion fruit yogurt pouch. Today's word is Cunt™ youtu.be/jvTg4dryW9I?...

Getting up and checking off my aches and pains like it's a school register.

Looking for pop music that passes the Bechdel test.

Just thought that yo-yos, Polly pocket. Gak, slap bands were just the neuro divergent fidget toys of their time.

I know not everyone likes every thing but imagine being the guy that doesn't like David Attenborough

There's something about a kneeling chair that brings out all bisexual energy of sitting in every other way but the designed way. I swear if I could sit in it upside down my brain would think that was a comfortable and right option.

Burn the candle at; 1. One end 2. Both ends 3. Mysterious third more tiring way

The level of excitement and anticipation I have at Lauren Hart fronting a band again I haven't felt since the 2nd Spice Girls album, and for Arch Enemy too! Definitely need to see them live.

Old enough to get excited about the water butt getting filled up for the first time. Young enough to still snigger at butt.

Bluebell season is best season

Some spring bluebells

Concept: Noise cancelling sunglasses that remove people from your line of sight. The future or Black Books episode?