Chris Moody

I’m not crying you’re crying

We used to be a nation

If there’s even a single snuff film playing in the bar, it’s a snuff film bar.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

Tell them I killed her

Here’s what baiting a bot into giving me unsolicited advice taught me about B2B sales:

This. AI is sometimes good at the things that help make a startup successful, like launching products and content, but startups are not primarily businesses. They are primarily financial instruments.

Speak of me as I am. Nothing extenuate, Nor set down aught in malice. Then must you speak Of one that fucked not wisely but too well

What the fuck is a director of land and partner

SCREAM SCrum Rules Everything Around Me

If you look around your office and can’t pick out the radiation boy, I’ve got bad news for you.

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If it carries a little water, it’s a water hose. Lots of water? Firehose. Little air? Air hose. Lots of air? Earth hose (tunnel)

Downgrade a movie: Mid Gun

Big Walk just became Long Walk

Reminder to anyone on iOS- it’s really easy to make a sticker out of any image

Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.

Earthbound

Boy, if these Jerries could talk…

Do not follow this man. Do not read his (excellent, funny, and well-sourced) newsletter. He is misanthropic and has come for me personally with his new “stickers” and I will no longer stand for it.

The Conquistador from the original Zunzi’s is Savannah GA. Impeccable roast chicken on a fresh baguette with lettuce and tomato, absolutely drenched in their 2 special sauces. Johnny (owner’s son) would ask if you wanted more sauce and respond with an enthusiastic “shitchyeah” if you agreed.

@jamellebouie.net The Citizen Vigilante review was great, but I really need to know where that Gundam hat came from.

I went off to college in 2008. My grandmother bought me a MacBook for school, and I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to be able to add an iPod touch to it. It would be another 4 years before I got my first smartphone, and that thing ruled.

The plot of Minority Report 2 is just Tom Cruise arresting a guy who placed a $10k bet that his ex-wife’s new boyfriend would get shot next Tuesday.

Make this shithouse a shithome

Okay that just means they didn’t because they couldn’t. We still don’t have any reason to believe they wouldn’t.

We should all be practicing more NPR. Not Putting up with jerRy

$1,049 for a Steam Machine?! My kettle cost, like, $20. And it makes so. much. steam.

Platform support? Hell yeah, brother. You can plop this bad boy down on damn near any platform.

Beauty and the Beast. The beast is normal Chris Hemsworth.

They did tell this man he was on camera, right?

If you claim to be a minister or rabbi, you can buy a small amount of “sacramental” social media from the pharmacy.

Brother, *all* characters are special

If we transplant one kidney, no one would say he is no longer Theseus. But what about two? Ten? A thousand kidney transplants later, is he still Theseus?

A Rainforest Cafe within 100 miles of every American

tired: map/territory divide wired: summary/story divide

The boys down in marketing had a field day with this one. “Big dog”, “Thanksgiving-ready”, simply “Wequila”. They were disappointed when the boss man wouldn’t budge from “Extra Grande”.

“Hope this helps!” Is the spiritual opposite of walking away from an explosion without looking back.

@jason.energy and @ftrain.bsky.social

Expedia’s new marketing campaign gets it

Thomas Kinkaide looks like someone came home drunk and microwaved some Matt Berry for a snack then forgot about it until 11am the next morning.

Me: Claude, help me write my self-assessment for the past 6 months. Claude: When arrives your last breath, St Peter will not greet you as a friend. Your name shall not be among his pages. Me: Okay but could you at least format that as an impact statement?

You ever wonder how many plays we’d have if Shakespeare had access to cocaine?

New insult just dropped

Yall I have a 2 week old at home or if be all over this. Go in my stead. Carry the fire.

I am ALWAYS counting crows

I was busy studying the blade

What’s everyone’s out-and-about note taking method? Like, you’re in the grocery and remember a thing you need to do when you get home. Or you see a thing you want to remember to look up later. I’m all over the place with this.

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PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.