Chris

It’s not an either/or choice. What the fuck. Do both. Pass policy and also investigate the shit out of him. Stop letting your enemies dictate the narrative! And they are enemies! Not colleagues. They are at war with the republic whether you’re able to see it or not.

Part of me wants it to happen today (in perpetuity) but part of me wants it to happen the day after the election, where rejection and suffering will be at their peaks. 🤔

Nate Silver already has his bets in and needs to hedge them!

Threads is where the conversation is happening.

I am watching the wolves game via yahoo sports app updates and the game is probably already over but it’s killing me

Louisiana being in play but Maine being a toss-up is such a weird mindfuck.

Trump would absolutely hate Vance saying “the Trump/Vance administration” Like the rest of the country, Trump too despises Vance.

I will say if you need AI to tell you why your child is special, you’re probably a really shitty parent? This anecdote is incredibly embarrassing on so many levels.

Showing the kids Hocus Pocus and the witches really give it that extra shine. Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker are stealing every scene from each other in the best way.

One of my thousand dreams is for it to happen! October surprise here we come!

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

Thank god I’ve never felt a fraction of the masculine insecurity these people feel every second of their miserable lives.

Trapping the moon in a rainbow sounds like a Bond villain plot.

@jasonschreier.bsky.social Are you able to verify if this Mass Effect trailer is real? www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

The metaphor, yes, but it’s also so conservative lizard-brained that the only valuable skill is not even just physical skill, which is what trained curators have, but specifically physical strength. It’s so insecure and fragile and deeply broken. Fuck these assholes

Two more verdicts like this and it still won’t be as much as Meta burned on their “Metaverse” bullshit! Which just means we need more verdicts like this. 49 more.

I honestly thought php was that sound people make to cats

When they go low… they inevitably decide they haven’t gone low enough. When they go low… they ask for a shovel

Found myself on a Harry Chapin kick tonight and- oh god what have I done

IME, loving others and loving yourself go hand in hand, and it’s very hard to have one without the other. Part of why they reject empathy is because they hate themselves. So much of evangelicalism is performative perfection, hiding and denying how broken you are inside.

Incredibly, Jar Jar Binks’ famous line “Mesa think yousa people gonna die” was ad-libbed! Everyone on set thought it was hilarious so they kept it. Classic Jar Jar.

Blexas positive indicator: this speech Blexas negative indicator: Taylor Kitsch not featured on the Clear Eyes Full Hearts tour. We need Tim Riggins for one last play. Blexas forever.

I found this secret way to easily make tons of money and I’ve decided to share it with you!

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

Has Mike Rogers disavowed Charles Manson? Timothy McVeigh? Hitler? Since I haven’t heard him disavow those people, I will assume he supports them.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

TIL I’m a left-wing transgender witch. Do we get hats? Is there free coffee at the meetings? Very exciting!

Less than two weeks at a Pepperidge Farms kiosk in the mall when I was 16!

Every Republican senator forced to defend their record sounds like the hot dog guy.

A River Runs Through It For Tax Purposes

What's up,

worth also noting that both the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti happened in her district, and on top of the obviously racist targeting of her personally this is also an attempt to deny the people of Minneapolis their democratically elected representative

The thing that draws me to Ossoff isn’t wanting to have a beer with him, but the feeling he might hate these guys more than I do.

I don’t want to live in an Armando Iannucci show but this is pretty fun!

Why hasn’t anyone done an oral history of this guy?

Pearl Ham

This but in the form of the plums poem please.

This is insane

Time for another shakedown!

A New Color (1/5🧵)