Monkey Head

Pokes head through the Bluesky door: “Pssssp. Have you guys seen the car wreck developing over on Twitter?” 🤣🤣🤣

4 day weekend, a-hoy!

Has twitter stopped working (again?)

Make this make sense. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Watching the Champ playoff build up absolutely glad we’re nowhere near it 🤣

*Sniggers

A desert-walkies start to Sunday. Making the most of the weather before summer hits. Then reaching home and finding this little fella resting up. 🐕🏜️🌞🐦‍⬛

People complaining about fans being banned for life for pit h invasions after beating a rival. Simple, don’t run onto the pitch! It’s not hard.

Nothing says the weekend like bear cubs trying to get in a hammock.

Does that result mean Southampton avoid Derbys worst points tally for a season in the Prem?

Today has mostly consisted of watching Badminton horse trials on the TV without actually watching Badminton horse trials (wifey was watching. I happened to be in the living room too) 🤣

🎶Leeds , Leeds are ...🎶 #lufc

Fucking hell Leeds! 🤣🤣🤣 Causing utter chaos wherever supporters were watching that 🤣🤣

The boys sick. So a weekend sat indoors (again). Good job the footy’s on.

What’s that emoji Reform UK supporters always use? Oh yes… 🤔

MOT ALAW 😍🫶💛💙 #lufc

👊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 🆚 Plymouth 🏟️ Home Park 🕧 12:30pm (UK Time) #lufc

I'm curious about what this latest ruling means for the Invictus Games 2027.

Casualties in World War II: Soviet Union: 26,600,000. United States: 407,316. And the Russians got to Berlin first. So, no, the United States did not do "more than any other Country, by far, in producing a victorious result 'on' World War II." That is just propaganda.

LIBERTY DEFEATS GOVERNMENT APPEAL AS COURT RULES ANTI-PROTEST LAWS ARE UNLAWFUL This should be on every UK News channel www.libertyhumanrights.org.uk/issue/libert...

I've got a lot of time for Tony, he's a really good guy who does so much for people suffering from addiction issues

BE WORRIED. We have been warned. Tories greed and incompetence destroyed the country. Spineless Labour has betrayed its voters and principles. Fascism is coming to the UK. Reform have big money backers. What a catastrophe. #Runcorn

Happy 80th Anniversary to all

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

The cafe owner by the office has just heard that I am off Paratha's....

Thou shalt not photoshop gang tattoos onto people’s knuckles in a vain attempt to justify thy evil.

ICE Invades Wrong Home, Steals Their Life Savings, and Then Leaves Source: The New Republic share.newsbreak.com/culfj89x

Something seriously wrong and broken with this man. (These men)

Has Trump green lit his own Statue yet?

It says a lot about Kemi Badenoch and what she sees her job as being that she devoted all of her PMQs questions, the day before the local elections, to once again asking about grooming gangs

App: “Do you give permission to access your contacts” Me: “No way!” App: “here’s a shitload of people you may randomly know, who happen to also might be in your contacts”

Kemi Badenoch keeps calling for inquiries into the rape gangs. I’m just very confused as to why she never thought to look into this important issue herself when she was Minister for Women. #PMQs

🥶 Cool as you like! #lufc

Trump - Americans don’t pay tariffs. Everyone - Bullshit. Amazon - We will show you how much extra you are paying. Trump - This is a hostile and political act. THE TRUTH IS KRYPTONITE TO THESE FASCISTS.

‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇 Remember that.

God damn mosquitoes this morning. Fuck off you bitey twats!

Well, that was absolute dogshit. The way they pieced that storyline together, changed characters made no sense!

Once you disregard the legal rights of immigrants, everything is on the table Today, they are arresting judges Tomorrow it could be Democratic members of Congress

Quite the morning waking up without having to be concerned at all about the Sheff Utd score. #lufc

My god. How wrong have they gotten the characters personalities. 🤣

Watching the live action #Deathnote i inew i was expecting it to be bad, but i wasnt expecting it to be this fkn dreadful! Hollywood should be nowhere near Anime remakes

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

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