shadow jizzard money wang

i'm makin' bread on ranked jerkmate, i got that louis cuz my arm strong

joji is like the soulja boy of modern internet culture

Look at my wrist it's gay time

let down by radiohead came on at this independent coffee shop i'm at and this white dude just burst into tears

white pople

"yeah man, i've got this condition where i get aroused by audio" "what's up guys, i came as soon as i heard" "same brother"

can't believe i let this thing live in the house with me

pencil vania

huwoah mama i'm federally registered

when shordy listen to lil darkie but you ain't had play since leeroy jenkins

walking around flashing this like a police badge

hit the aliexpress geek bar and now i can't bend my knees

donald trump hires new campaign manager Jerry Manders

dudes just be fartin

"need me a freaky goth baddie"

i'm high off four agent smiths tryna jerk off my elbow

guy who's really into bootlegging NES games: Yeah I sell fake carts

shordy asked me if i wanna watch obsession. girl, the only obsession i got is chasin' that sack, blowin' yo back, and smokin' that crack. #AndThatsOnJohn

the chinese are puffing shit you couldn't even fathom

a new mario kart 64 prototype for the n64 has been discovered by users on TCRF, from back when the system was being known under the name "Ultra 64". for more information, look up MK Ultra on google

i got hoes in my dms that you couldn't even fathom

make up your fucking mind

shaved my whole body before the bernie sanders rally just in case

too fuckin' hot out rn. i just saw some dude vaporize

a hungry man thinks of being bred... or whatever dat saying is...

this is my good friend, clit e. russ

just saw some dude try to put on a sufjan stevens record at a party and they Shot him 46 times

she doofen on my shrmitz till i ferb

fun fact about takin' a piss, that's some whizzdom

twuzz (twin + huzz)

donald fagen on a bicycle that's wheelie dan

gay tribe called quest be like we got the jizz

white people be like "yea my dad got my switch friend code"

personally i have no problem with gay people being shoved down my throat

"we on the same wavelength" yea man. the autism spectrum.

when ya bitch say she from q3dm17

2016 was 26 years ago

BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert

i need a hot italian in my mouth and i ain't talkin about the sandwich

the noodles will be suspect

echidnas be like "four heads is better than one"

no one can deny that it's gay to fuck dudes

check on your white friends today jpegmafia fell off

shit the fuck up

fake perc got me feeling like 1964 john f kennedy

i'm doing the fent lean in the gloryhole

what happened to just saying "i think this is good"

if a drink could suck ya shit horchata would be straight throat

are my jordans fake yall

i got two phones one for the peter and one for the lois