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Jacob Elote? Dick Banana Milk?? Both bangers, really 😂

TIL ...My dog is part otter 😅

I don't usually do these, but the answer is so good I gotta- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 😆 Much much better than the regular old preceding 28 Years later. It did not seem like it was trying to be multiple movies!

Shananigans is one of my nicknames. At least 3 people I've known have independently started calling me that! Surprising I've never been called Shananigator 😄😁

Steve, the great _shenanigator_...

Waking up to this Snapchat from a cousin in TX (not @tehjessica.bsky.social !) that looks like the plot of a shitty 80s action movie starring Steven Seagal. Only....it's fucking not? Also not a real awesome day. Oh. Fuck.

Hoping our doggie & kitty will become better friends after the loss of our older dog- Hops dog is not too sure about this idea!

Repost with your most recent pet pic

Happy BlueSky birthday to youuuuu! @tehjessica.bsky.social

Happy Geography Awareness week to those who celebrate! 😬 #Geography #GIS #GeographyAwarenessWeek

My boss: Trump can get the Senate to reopen the government! Me:

My ancestors who came here to escape religious persecution, watching me watch this like,

It's the final countdown! DOO DOO DOO DOO! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO! #governmentshutdown2025

Really should start taking bets on how long it takes for one of my coworkers to explain Mayan bloodletting ceremonies in gory detail to each new coworker we get. She used to study Mayan archaeology, though it has no relevance to our job...😏🤷‍♀️

Yep totally a coding error 🤨 This really is the darkest timeline, I say to myself for the 34,373 time, ☹️

Today in FUCK YOU AI! - turned off autocorrect for my phone's keyboard. Today in half-heartedly welcoming AI overlords - threw chunks of my resume into Chat GPT to see if it could improve it. Irritatingly enough - it has 🫤

In 2008, a friend did special effects for an animated series set during apocalypse times. The catalyst was the bombing of Iran nuclear facilities...🤯🫨

RIP to an absolute icon 😔 Listened to the Barenaked Ladies song "Brian Wilson" and currently listening to Pet Sounds. One of the best albums of all time, 20/10, zero notes.

Saw 2001 Space Odyssey yesterday; decided to have a bit of fun with Gemini AI,

My face anytime since January that I read any news item related to the US government,

Hiked with a burro today to prepare for a burro race! Explained to my burro I am renting that I hope they aren't expecting a top 3 finish....bc my goal is to finish with my burro, period!

Donated to a radio station I really like (Colorado Sound 105.5). I wrote a msg that I always think my Dad would've loved this station too-then I tuned in late morning to hear "Ripple" so I took that as a sign that I should donate! They read my msg on the air...NO, there's something in YOUR eye! 🥲

This movie was totally bonkers. I got the impression that it was supposed to be more of a horror movie with a few funny bits - however Hollywood was VERY anti-horror at this time & they got Dan Ackroyd to make it more of a comedy. A really fucking weird one!

Some of these votes are deeply disappointing to me. That last one, from NH? I worked on her 1st campaign for NH governor when I was in HS. 😒☹️

Gov't might shut down, my 2nd favorite coworker is leaving for another job, constant reminders of the Gulf if Murica & Mt. Murica-Kinley...did not think the day would go downhill from 1 dog punching me in the throat & discovering a hairball in our bed that the cat horked up this morning, 😐😒

Hmmmm maybe this is what our neighbors are doing with the nails in a rotted pumpkin...no idea what the Hershey Kisses are about though...

RIP to the program that once sent ALLLLLL of my email contacts a pr0n link. Random people I went to HS with, family members, my boss at the time...meeeeeemoriiieeeees!🤦‍♀️

Go to hang out with baby goats the other day. They are cute af, that is all 🥰

Awesome article written by a guy I know! If you are a Marvel fan - www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

Transcribed my great grandfather's journal. On Feb 2nd he made a note of Candlemas Day - did not call it Groundhog Day as many Americans would have.

Why I read Handmaids Tale 1st thing after the election last year...😒

All federal workers and federal contractors rn,

!!IT IS NOT FUCKING CANCER!! FUCK YES!! 🥳🥳🥳

A quote from #TheManInTheHighCastle by #PhilipKDick for....absolutely no reason whatsoever! 😒 TW: ableist language

The house we live in is fairly old & we have experienced a few minor strange things...do worry about a housesitter running for the hills someday though!

Today in WELL IS IT FUCKING CANCER OR NOT?? - a biopsy! And 3-5 interminably long business days to wait for results. Strongly encouraged my coworkers - and by extension, anyone who is reading this to... 🌟GET ROUTINE SCREENINGS SCHEDULED! SCHEDULE THAT SHIT!! 🌟

Driving to see family & saw a guy dressed up like a mushroom on the side of the road, just dancing happily. What a fun-gi!

Medical tests pre-mid 40s: Everything looks good! Medical tests in mid 40s: Yeeeeaaaah you're gonna have to come back for another test. It could be nothing or FUCKING CANCER 😐

Really enjoyed Twin Peaks. I remember being surprised by how genuinely terrifying some parts of it were. RIP 😔🖤🤍

Me during the Nosferatu credits: "THE CAT LIVED, YOU GUYS!!" I did greatly appreciate "Van Helsing's" Cat Daddy character arc 😹 I had read mixed reviews but really liked the movie myself. It drew a lot from the apocalyptic Herzog 1979 Nosferatu, which I think is apropos for post-COVID times.

Not huge into Star Trek myself but this looks like such a cool class!! Spotted at CU Boulder -

Actual footage of me making sure I have enough PTO to do what I want this year like,

Radio playing Do You Realize?? and The Clash's Armageddon Time back to back as I navigate smaller & larger concerns today.