Maize n Brew Dave

I should call her.

James Bond villain ass car

How in gods name did everyone’s pervert great uncle who no one wants around their kids for even a minute and is intentionally omitted from every family gathering, except by Stacy who’s doing it it to piss off her mother and making us all suffer just to be petty, become our president?

Can we please just fold the Chicago Blackhawks? How do you have 3 power plays in a period and still get outshot 15-6. Fold the franchise and scorch the earth where they “skated” as a reminder of their ineptitude.

Brothers Sunday wedding went long. Got the kids to bed late. Kid one ate too many pieces of cake and woke up puking at 3. Didn’t really get back to sleep after cleaning it up. Now I’m on a jammed flight from Austin to Chicago with zero space and zero sleep. Yay.

Florida is more than game for Texas. Watching this as a detached observer among the horns fans is interesting. I live some of the play designs and I have to check myself.

In Austin for my brothers wedding. Wife and kid 1’s flight was delayed, so no TX v FL game for us. Kid 2 and I randomly select a local bar to watch the games and have lunch. It’s a Chicago family that owns it and a great atmosphere. Owners are lovely. Austin folks support the Dugout. It rules.

Had County Line BBQ in Austin for dinner. Was good but overshadowed by Cypress Grill’s cajun menu for lunch.

Texas is in trouble yall. And it’s backward.

Man he threw that chihuahua under the bus with a quickness.

Man he threw that chihuahua under the bus with a quickness.

My autocorrect changed “I’ll be outside if anyone needs an ass kicking” in a text To “I’ll be outside if anyone needs an ass licking” Yay.

This is amazing. Miltons arm is strong enough to hurl a Volkswagen into low earth orbit but can’t hit water he if falls out of a boat. He’s a perfect backup for Hurts.

I do not, under any circumstances, watch game day anymore because of this guy.

When the edibles kick in

GO AWAY YOU NECROTIZNG LAMPREY

@mattmcclure.bsky.social for the pod 1) the Hawks season has been a festering turd to start out. Is there anything they’re doing right? Any hope? 2) what is dumbest thing the Hawks are doing and how is it not bringing back Eddie O in any capacity? 3) how long till Bedard blows his shoulder out again

Do you have any idea how much the GOP establishment must hate Paxton to allow the WSJ to run THIS article?

Reposting for help

As a country we’ve really fucked up if this shit was still festering sufficiently in 2016 to elect Trump. He was the result of our failure to protect and provide a good education as a right, not a privilege. It’s only going to get worse until we fix this.

/A loud rumbling of bass/ IYKYK

Right off the Aeroflot from Novosibirsk to the White House. What a country!

Is there a crazy ass blonde girl incubator I’m not aware of? Given my dating history I’m pretty sure I uncovered all of them in the late 90s early 00s. Must’ve missed one.

Austin-tariat: I need help. I’m coming to Austin Friday and need recs for where to take 10 folks for real food in advance of my brothers wedding Sunday. Two older kids the rest are adults. Mexican and BBQ preferred, reservations a must (can’t have hangry people, they get annoying). Thx yall.

I have purchased Zero Company. I can’t wait to see Rex.

Nice to have a weekend where Michigan didn’t do something comical and humiliating at the same time. I could get used to this. /looks at schedule/ Fuck.

Calling one guy for that is complete bullshit. Call them both. Learn from hockey you dumbasses.

When Georgia wins this game Alabama has a legitimate claim to getting jobbed.

Michigan may not win another game this year.

That was one of the clearer targeting fouls I’ve seen in a while and no call or booth replay. WTF SEC

Texas digging deep for this loss.

No it won’t.

Anyone have a fun team that is batshit insane I can casually invest my Saturday watch time into? No heavyweights. Only fun smaller teams with a punchers chance because they’re crazy.

Nice of Michigan Football to give me my fall back. Maybe I’ll learn guitar. /spoiler: I won’t/

I’m so glad I don’t have to cover this team. I went through this with Rich Rod. It’s someone else’s problem now.

STOP LOCKING ON MARSH YOU DUMBASS

It would’ve been a two many m n penalty.

Buchanan will get back in.

That punt decision by Marsh sums up the game.

The offense is a shambles. But damn you have to love the Michigan defense. No quit despite being on the field for an epoch.

No way that would’ve been completed.

No Joe Klatt. They can’t get it back.

Me watching the last 5 minutes of this game.

No clue why Minnesota threw there. Dumb dumb dumb.

Gonna be shocked if Minnesota passes here.

This may be the worst offensive line Michigan has fielded in 10 years.

What the absolute fuck is Beck calling?

Bryce is trying. Goddammit he may have had a bad game but he wants to win.

The biggest issue on defense has been absolutely no linebacking worth a damn. The last touchdown was a perfect example of it. Starling had the back and froze staring at the qb allowing the back and easy score. Bad play and bad coaching.

If they don’t win this game I don’t think they win another game all year. The team is just broken.