Gilgert Martwel

Gilgert Martwel

@mkroll.bsky.social

#1 purveyor of Fake Phil Steele Previews on Amazon. Chicago stuff occasionally

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Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Looking forward to my data breach check from the Cardenas campaign. Hopefully they have ~50 million on hand to cover the fees.

Illinois Answers Project@illinoisanswers.bsky.social

Mayoral hopeful George Cardenas’ campaign inadvertently exposed 1.5 million Chicago voters’ personal data through his campaign site, which appears to have been largely built with AI. Experts agree the move was a “complete lapse” in security. illinoisanswers.org/2026/10/27/m...

illinoisanswers.orgMayoral Candidate’s Website Exposed Voting History of 1.5 Million Chicago ResidentsLongtime Chicago politician George Cardenas’ campaign website, apparently written with heavy AI use, left citywide voter roll data exposed.
Gilgert Martwel
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Looks like the Bears have more time to find private funding.

Adam Zagoria@adamzagoria.bsky.social

The NCAA announced that seven finalist cities have been identified to host the 2032-36 Final Fours. Denver Houston Indianapolis Kansas City, Kansas Las Vegas Nashville, Tennessee New Orleans

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

This guy’s dropping counting crow lyrics in follow-up sentences.

Matt Norlander@norlander.bsky.social

It's never been more difficult to forecast a season than now, with an unending string of court cases affecting dozens of teams across CBB. You think that stopped me from writing 101 capsules and building out the most accurate preseason ranking in the history of the internet? Of course not. Enjoy!

cbssports.comMatt Norlander's Top 100 And 1 college basketball teams: CBS Sports' preseason rankings for 2026-27The season is less than a week away, title contenders are everywhere and more NCAA bids are there for the taking. Here's what to know
Gilgert Martwel
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These people need to go watch Jeremiah Smith on 10/31 and stop being dorks. He’s in LA, for his only game at the Coliseum.

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com

The hardliners proposed a resolution demanding Raman meet with DSA-LA on Oct. 31 to discuss BDS. The pragmatists proposed a resolution that instead gave her until Nov. 30 to meet. But both resolutions passed, so now Raman has to meet with DSA-LA both on Oct. 31 and by Nov. 30.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

If you could take a corner at 20mph and veer into my lane on the LFT I think you might get a neo-pro contract or at least be in one of the cool group rides.

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Gilgert Martwel
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Thank you Rob Bonta!

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

David Ellison and his co-CEO Ynon Kreiz sent out an email to Skydance employees today offering up voluntary buyouts and also implementing a five-day-a-week in-office work policy. And so it begins...

Gilgert Martwel
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This map doesn’t seem to cover turning the RPM coverage area into a Hong Kong style density for some reason.

Yonah Freemark@yonahfreemark.com

The effects of zoning changes really depend on the neighborhood. Enabling duplexes and triplexes in areas currently zoned for single family homes would add a lot of units on the far NW and SW sides. Enabling more transit-oriented densities would have a bigger effect in areas like North Center.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Strong leadership. Do not panic sell. Hold and move forward.

Alejandro Zúñiga@byazuniga.bsky.social

Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says he's aware that programs across the country are making coordinator changes right now. But at Michigan, "right now, I don't think it's time to panic." 247sports.com/college/mich...

247sports.comKyle Whittingham press conference: Why the Michigan offense isn't working, his thoughts on OC Jason Beck, moreMichigan football failed to score a touchdown in 60-plus minutes against Indiana, spoiling an excellent defensive performance in a 13-6 overtime defeat Saturday at the Big…
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Gilgert Martwel
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The team is just where they’d naturally be without all the nonsense. Need to build it up the right way, teach some young men about overcoming adversity. Too much now now now can be harmful.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Mike Locksley a national champion offensive coordinator is available on the market. Maybe you look towards bringing him in to give you some more P2 experience.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Strong leadership. Do not panic sell. Hold and move forward.

Alejandro Zúñiga@byazuniga.bsky.social

Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says he's aware that programs across the country are making coordinator changes right now. But at Michigan, "right now, I don't think it's time to panic." 247sports.com/college/mich...

247sports.comKyle Whittingham press conference: Why the Michigan offense isn't working, his thoughts on OC Jason Beck, moreMichigan football failed to score a touchdown in 60-plus minutes against Indiana, spoiling an excellent defensive performance in a 13-6 overtime defeat Saturday at the Big…
Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

He’s really worried about the election and has recently found out AES’s middle name.

Thicc Stauskas@thiccstauskas.bsky.social

Beck is the worst coach we’ve had on either side of the ball since I can remember. He is the biggest problem with this offense and it’s not close

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Bill Rabinowitz
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Exclusive: How did Luke Fahey go from an under-the-radar recruit to Ohio State's likely new quarterback? I talked to the people who know him best for this in-depth profile. I hope you enjoy. And if you like it, please consider becoming a paid subscriber to support my work. bit.ly/4ikZOsx

bit.ly‘He’s just a stud, dude.’ Meet Luke Fahey, Ohio State’s new starting quarterbackThis is how Fahey, a short, under-the-radar prospect, rose from obscurity
Gilgert Martwel
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I have a well worn theory that every Republican is the way they are because they were either bullied too much or not enough as a child. I’m grading this as no one has ever swung on Vivek in the past and that’s too bad.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

“… different in that they are Battlefields” - every Bluesky user of a certain ilk

Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social

you're just going about your day and you now get to read stuff like "Trump says Sundar Pichai talked him out of renaming the Atlantic Ocean" and you just have to nod and move on with your day. “Oceans are different, sir.” lmao www.theverge.com/policy/10167...

theverge.comTrump says Sundar Pichai talked him out of renaming the Atlantic OceanPichai allegedly said, “Oceans are different, sir.”
Gilgert Martwel
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There’s one 4 and it’s Jeremiah Smith.

Phillip Carter@phillipcarter.dev

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

emudhra.comeMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate BusinesseMudhra Limited (BSE: 543533 | NSE: EMUDHRA), a global digital trust company, today announced that its Board has decided to voluntarily withdraw from the global SSL/TLS certificate business.
Gilgert Martwel
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Do you hate the judiciary? This jackhole refused to fill seats because he didn’t think it was important. His son also got tuned up one time, and I think people generally laughed? Also he helped cover up a teen murder.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

‘I don’t lose’: Rahm Emanuel makes an early pitch for the White House ft.trib.al/oNejZlS

ft.trib.al‘I don’t lose’: Rahm Emanuel makes an early pitch for the White HouseBarack Obama’s famously foul-mouthed former chief of staff thinks he has a message to win over America
Gilgert Martwel
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I’m the consultant who decided that a sentient butthole for a face should be the closing message for the campaign. I make 3 million dollars every two years and i am available for 2028z

Ben Koo@bkoo.bsky.social

Aired on ESPN earlier tonight. Likely not sold through them

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

We’re getting an Andrew Yang party aligned candidate in the 46th? Heritage.

Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀@bebopott.bsky.social

Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of 10/21) Names in: Italics are Incumbents Blue are new additions I missed in prior versions Blue *AND* Green have already filed Petitions with the Chicago Board of Elections 75 Aldermanic 5 Mayoral

Gilgert Martwel
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Locksley’s skill set basically become moot with NIL was definitely a bummer for him. Also the procedural stuff and failing to hire anyone with a pulse at OC the last 4 years.

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

NEWS: Maryland has fired head coach Mike Locksley, @theathletic.com has learned. The first head coach firing of the cycle. Maryland is 2-5 this season.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Lotta people missing that Sayin’s kind of JAG.

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

News: Ohio State coach Ryan Day says QB Julian Sayin is out indefinitely, and they’re putting together a plan in case he doesn’t return at all this season. Massive news that could change the college football season.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

First weekend in a month without a Venmo Rivalry game. Would have loved to see USC vs Wisconsin be on there, what with both being .500 lifetime in Venmo Rivalry games.

Gilgert Martwel
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Better arm. Less over analyzing. More CHJ familiarity. Gonna be good.

Tom Fornelli@tomfornelli.bsky.social

Earlier this season I kept Ohio State at No. 1 following a loss. Now I move them out of the top spot for the first time following a win. Injuries and a wild weekend wreaked havoc on this week's Power Ratings. www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

cbssports.comTom Fornelli's College Football Power Ratings: Ohio State falls from No. 1 amid Julian Sayin injuryWhile the Buckeyes were one of the few top-10 teams that delivered last weekend, uncertainty at quarterback is enough to drop Ohio State for the first time all season
Gilgert Martwel
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Poor design at this corner with the crossing and lack of clear signage for which lane js which. It’s a tourist area. You gotta be your own pedal governor in this section and just kind of cruise so you can stop on a dime.

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Gilgert Martwel
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I have a potentially dangerous opinion. As a frequent LFT cyclist, you have to know where the conflict zones are and be able to stop your bike on a dime in those zones. Which means not KoMing between North Beach and Buckingham Fountain aside from the uphill sections.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Same goes for the area by the water fountain at Fullerton. The split lanes at the Belmont Tennis Courts. The goddamn Shedd Curve. The shared lanes between Foster Beach and the Simonds Drive crossing. 31st street beach. Just like slow down and be aware of your surroundings.

Gilgert Martwel
@mkroll.bsky.social

Let’s Vogt on the worst managerial process. 1.) pitching to Stanton in 2024 2.) taking Rocchio out but not before giving him the highest leverage at bat of the year all the while having Genao do nothing on second base?

"Le Chonk"@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com

"I thought the Rocchio at-bat looked fine" - Shohei Ohtani