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That's 80s trend thing was actually fun :)

Hee Hee :)

Looking forward to the new Netflix series 'How I Discovered Myself (again)" by Chisel Pause.

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Anthropic: Our technology could very well do irreparable harm to the planet and it's population. Anthropic: Buy shares in us when we float. You gotta be some sort of dumb shit to pay for your own doom.

That's sad. People are cancelling or not going on dates, due to costs.

Silly wind hurt one of my trees :(

Blimey, that was a big gust a few mins ago. Blew the chicken house over, we had to rescue and calm them down with cuddles. Poor chickens.

Maybe I don't want to make that recipe with 6 everyday ingredients. Maybe, for once, I want to use a Magic Phoenix Egg and some Centaur Milk. Influencers. The Devil's foot-soldiers.

#WhereIsJamesReece

@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social Dunno if you've seen this. Thought it might be right up your strasse.

Go to your camera roll and search for the select all button, press that and then press delete.

Crystal Lake is another great series.

Countdown clock to war with RUS and US is now ticking..

Space Karen's new car is shite.

Usual Reform response then. Internal investigation, nothing to see here, people don't mention this on the doorsteps, they are more worried about (insert twisted viewpoint and data here).

Only broken horses know to run.

Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey, meanwhile, has asked if the PM would drop Labour's red lines on re-joining the EU single market and customs union. Burnham replied that he wouldn't. Fuck's sake.

1. Trump announces energy ceasefire on Truth Social a few hours ago, claiming "both parties" had agreed. 2. Zelensky says otherwise, telling US media it was "news to me" and RUS have attacked a power plant and other energy facilities since Trump posted. Trump sundowning again. Or usual bullshit?

Usual marketing kicking in for Halloween.. '...get you in the mood for the season of evil'. Mate, you just gotta watch the news for 10 mins.

Hegseth to announce a new US show during the live execution. Coming sooner than you think.

Who is @carriered_ ?

100 mill for getting sacked. World is bonkers.

It's the season of the witch.

New Carrie series is off to a good start. Lead actor playing Carrie is excellent.

DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX TO BRING BACK HIS BODY!

Rather the Tories built a £10 billion Dome around themselves so they cannot harm the country again.

It’s not just me is it? The world has really gone to shit, as well as most people’s mental health since COVID.

Catching up on some work. Look up, and on BlueSky everyone is on about fluffing. You are all very naughty.

Suffice to say my mate's family loves shooting clays. Got cap?

Honest Bob Jenrick is scarily stupid.

Sounds like some blokes were out nicking diesel from farms then. Not surprised, given the cost now.

My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon I will return again Sure as the dust that floats high in June When moving through Kashmir

@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social What does Kate mean it's always good to talk to Zia? He's a nasty little piece of work, just a director of a company. Stop giving him airtime to spread his twisted narrative.

Film of the year so far: Coyote vs Acme.

Oh yeah, they call me the recluse Cause I don't go outside for nothing No one is gonna make me leave this room Oh no, they can't tell me nothing, no way Forgot how good The Defamation of Strickland Banks album was and how talented Ben Drew is.

@pyramidhead76.bsky.social Well Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma was pretty good.

Milk shortage.

Beautiful morning and a lovely ride through the forest. The little hairy balls are out in force too. Now time for all the bacon.

Just seen a reel showing rolled oats custard porridge with a spoon of jam on top. That’s my winter breakfasts sorted.

Timothy Dalton was awful as Bond. And the two Bond films he starred were just terrible.

First pie of pie season consumed. I missed pie. Mmmm pie.

Lizzie Borden Story is brilliantly insane.

Might go and take over Piddington for a giggle.

Christ, is it really 30 years since I saw Oasis at Knebworth. Mental.

Swifts can sleep while they are flying and fly for up to 10 months without landing. Isn't nature amazing?

The Odyssey was the most overrated film I've ever seen. Flat, no pace and the acting was atrocious.