Woo Woo Goddess🏺

My mom taking me to my First Baptism vs Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism (BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)

I just found out whether yall are gonna have a new internet niece, or an internet nephew. I will reveal which very soon, and it will be in a very normal, non-catastrophic way lol. but first, I’d like to hear your guesses 💙🩷

satisfaction is in the exchange 🧡

the most unaccomplished demon of the last century is claiming Arabs “don’t produce science”. reporters should start throwing shoes again

“emasculation” dawg, they lost. losing is very masculine too

Some people just enjoy being lied to.

Texas folks or those that travel… I have decided I am going to spend Dec at the beach so I have some tickets if anyone is interested Billy Ft Worth - 12-11 Billy Austin - 12-12 Polyphonic Spree Holiday Extravaganza -12-19 A ton of Stars and Houston Rockets tickets

Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.

Would🤙

I’m having crazy dreams again, Mama.

She sent me this last night. Who do i need to speak with about Chorizo’s sombrero? We need to get a more aerodynamic design for him. Also was the bratwurst getting a head start?! 🤔much to consider

@gratefulkelzz.bsky.social that Wild Bill Jones yall got 😩😩😩😩watching back now i am JEALOUS jealous lololololol im bringing my ass to Huntsville in the next few years if it’s the last thing i do

My boss is a lifelong Green Bay resident; she spent the first 20 mins of our 1:1 meeting today telling me about these sausages, & now I would lay down my life for the Chorizo #BrewersIn4

I took myself to see You Can See Everything tonight. So how many people do we think Liz’s husband has murdered & eaten? 2? 3? More?

just learned a cool life hack— instead of arguing when your mom gives unsolicited, sus advice, you can tell her “i know you’re coming from a place of love, & i love you too, thank you” & ignore her advice entirely😃

i see Clemson proved why Anderson County, SC is the White Trash capitol of the Carolinas last night. Bless their lil inbred hearts.

Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didn’t commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum

Since my manifestions have been pretty 🎯this year…. now manifesting📶✨ Phish, 3 night run, Lake Tahoe Ampitheater, Summer 2027 strictly for Francis. he deserves to see them. And they should be outdoors, so i can bring my new lump with some headphones, & DY gets her first phish show💫

Belcalis Almánzar, the Woman that you Are!!! It’s 🆙 and it’s Stuck!!! youtu.be/HYA9e0XOUGk?...

Bra is required bc they don’t want inmates to be “sexually aroused”(😒) but also they don’t want visitors sneaking shit into the jail for inmates, so they make a fuss over the underwire. Jokes on them. My brother snuck so much acid/weed in that place & didn’t even need a bra to do it lol

Proof of Life, as I complete the first trimester. Been taking time to spare everyone from my hormones, but we are leveling out & i am ascending to Blissful Second Trimester as we speak. Scorpio season starts Thursday. Venus Cazimi on Friday. Full moon in Taurus Sunday. Prepare your rituals.

The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.

Alexander wept; for there were no more worlds to conquer.

A well thought out defense of a position is not a “rant” We are yappers Respect us

Bluesky Billy Crew—celebrating our girl @sneakinabbey.bsky.social’s bday, major life events, etc But above all else, basking in these dope ass friendships we’ve made through our shared love of live music 🥲 @phastenough.bsky.social @stoneycase.bsky.social @hamshooz.bsky.social @ucpete.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Billy!! Oakland, N2 #pick5 Fireline Don’t Let The Sunshine Fool Ya Here Comes The Sun Ride Me High Pretty Daughter