It’s Mike

Hello and welcome to all the new folks. Here’s a picture of my goofy Doodle for you.

Are we still here? Where are we who am I?

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The best postscripts to an invitation I've ever seen. [via Scott Ruplin]

Someone suggest a good resource for beginner songwriting… my nephew needs some foundation… ready, go!

I don’t understand the jokes about 9/11. That was one of the most fucked up days of my life, and I wasn’t even personally affected…

i specifically like the part about not surrendering when that is literally what he is doing at that exact moment

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Elon Musk, 52, passed away today suddenly after choking on a pair of socks one of his many children made for him. The socks were reported to have a picture of Betty White eating ice cream sewn into them using needlepoint.

To do that digitally, you create accounts with them, mash your face into your keyboard with a text file open, copy-paste that text string into the "change password" field, and close notepad without saving.

I have 6 invites. If they were tangible I would set them ablaze.

Yep, come back onto BlueSky for all of 10 minutes, and the toxicity comes right back. Too bad.

Well, I think BlueSky will be going public very soon… they’ll likely need to if they want to compete…

the plot thickens

Hmm. Threads. Hoping for a platform less extremist and more happy.

my lovely lady lumps https://youtu.be/9N9GLCcByD4

@jay.bsky.social @pfrazee.com In regards to the "We've updated our Terms of Service & Community Guidelines" email... Well done. Thanks for a succinct, well worded update. Much appreciated.

Hockey: The ball can actually fuck right off.

Whoa I have three invite codes. Yikes!

kind of don’t care whos in a cage with elon so long as that person is kicking his ass

Can someone tell me why every news story on a major network is "BREAKING NEWS" or a "[blank] NEWS ALERT?" Honestly, if I watch NBC Nightly News, every story is breaking news except for the "feel-good" story at the end.

On an unrelated note, I need to go see a doctor. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

We're all monsters. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

aw shit here we go again

same energy

"If they knew, this would be a felony," said the former President, waving around an original Constitution from the Smithsonian and speaking directly into a recorder. "But they'll never know. They'll never know because I'm too smart."

I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that: -Every month is National Potato Month. -George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.

JESUS FUCKING HELL PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL OUT. If you have a problem with LQF, you obviously don’t have a soul, let alone a sense of humor.

does anyone other than a choice few see this skeet i wonder sometimes

And now for your weekend forecast… widespread nuclear fallout, then gradually clearing by early Monday.

Direct from somewhere in the middle of bumfuck Minnesota, while I sit in a van with a co-worker who insists on listening to a right-wing podcast, I say again:

That makes sense. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

back at it again at krispy kreme

Think for yourselves. Use logic to form your opinions, instead of blindly following the status quo or the biased article you just read. It's really that simple.

Celebrities are weird. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

its june

I just signed 1200 books for my local bookshop (The Golden Notebook in Woodstock NY) and normally I would go on Twitter to let people know. But I think I won't bother. If you see anyone who wants a book I signed please tell them about The Golden Notebook. Thank you.

some of those who use sauces / are the same that burn sausage

Kevlar is just a fancy word for oak. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Reasons why you should support my Patreon: -Laughter is the best medicine, so I am your doctor. -My facts contain great wisdom, so I am also your teacher. -If reincarnation is real then I may be your great grandfather, and it's nice to support your grandparents. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

AWWW YISSS

OH SHIT LQF IS HERE @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

my adhd is rife this morning https://youtu.be/YhOadP3i3a8