Mike Reyher

Mike Reyher

@mikereyher.com

Commercial Photographer - Creator - Builder - Grapevine, Texas More: https://linktr.ee/mike.reyher

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Prompt: "Members of ICP gathered around the White House Situation Room's conference table, with a large industrial chainsaw placed ceremonially in the middle. Their black and white face paint contrasts with the formal setting as they text on phones glowing blue..."

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The drone shit is proving that we're in for (at least) four years of nonstop War of the Worlds panics. People you once believed smart and entrust with your children will corner you with podcast medicine. Refuting it? Pointless. You will realize your doctor is an alchemist 25 minutes before surgery.

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People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way. This is not a hot take. It's just plain common sense.

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Plane passenger: Dear god, there's something on the wing! Me *leans across him to look out window*: Oh it's fine, that's just my emotional support gremlin. *bangs on window* Pickles! No biting the flaps! Bad Pickles!

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This is going to shock some people but I don’t put up with people being assholes no matter who you voted for. Way too many people are too comfortable being jerks to total strangers like I have an obligation to take your shit.

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In that week when Musk bought Twitter & started bungling it, the possibility occurred to me that he'd bought it to end its usefulness as a pro-democracy tool. I'm so grateful for BlueSky & the fact that we're all here now & that it's increasing possible to get our news here too!

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Biden should keep going with his pardons: Trump, Jack Smith & team, Mueller & team, and a blanket pardon for all on Trump’s enemies list for any and all political statements before December 25, 2024! Merry Christmas:-). Take the wind out of retribution/revenge!

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I’ve been on Twitter (now X) since 2011. I forgot what it feels like to be excited to scroll through my replies and engage with folks until now. I guess I had Stockholm syndrome. Thank you, everyone. 🙏🏽❤️

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So much this. So many of the grievances coming out these days boil down to "you should have been nicer to me." If you listen to Andreessen and Horowitz's podcast on why they supported Trump it was literally "we asked to meet with Biden & he wouldn't. But Trump's kids would invite us to dinner."

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He only speaks for effect.

Aaron Black@aaronblack.bsky.social

At the end of the day Donald Trump knows “the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans!” He said so himself. Pass it on…

Ekim - a napkin ring that can also be used as a hat for an organ grinder monkey.

Joyce White Vance@joycewhitevance.bsky.social

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Ecyöj, a cute little bed for your dog.

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The Trump ordeal has made one thing clear. Too many of our checks and balances rely on norms, traditions and the honor code. It works when those elected into power are people of honor and integrity who respect our norms and traditions. Elect a lifelong criminal and it all goes sideways.

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The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s