Michael, "The Interloper"

The only thing that truly makes these times exceptional is the fact they're occurring now and that we're alive to witness them.

nobody talks about XOOM

Weird art references in the toy aisle

It smells nice outside, but it gave me allergies.

I'm here

Any moment now.

"Michael's Theme (Tactical Nuclear Weapon Version)"

Sometimes cats act "so cute" but actually have ulterior motives. 🤔

There's no way we're the homogeneous mass of identical opinions that we claim to be.

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There was a locked door at my grandparents house that I wasn't allowed to open. Chancing a peek through the keyhole, beyond the cobwebs and dust, I saw room tinged all in blue, containing dark and unfamiliar shapes.

One of my biggest fears is that a person will take something I say, or do, or create and consider it the whole of me.

Frog is one of my favourite animals

Fuck, please let me make something beautiful before I die

tut es mir leid

Imagine something _really good_ happened.

Imagine being the person who accidentally drops the test tube that ends civilisation

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"Let me check my itinerary, ummm..." -- Missy Elliott

One of my special talents is figuring out sub-optimal ways to complete tasks

Obsessed with this tissue box design showing a kookaburra and a kangaroo shooting at each other.

im scared of the plague :(

I think a nuclear weapon might be detonated _underwater_ in the Strait of Hormuz.

Most people don't do the things that I do and so I see worth in them.

I'm either waiting for my coffee to cool down or microwaving it because it's too cold.

Imagine something _really good_ happening.