Michael Klein

Someone tell him that that's the stereotype everybody else has of his country

But JD Vance is JD Vance without charisma

Honestly if the remake turns it into a starship troopers type satire that'd be great.

Introducing the meme dash ☰

The forbidden burrito

Albert and Jan tend to run into walls

What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.

Damn. Big forest fire in Belgium so bad we can smell and see the smoke 100km away here in Germany. Outside is like it's slightly foggy. Hope they get it under control and nobody gets seriously hurt 😔

SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com Love this for him

Expedition 33 The story is so intriguing but I just don't enjoy the gameplay, especially the combat system (hate the manual aiming).

Okay I'll listen to Dungeon crawler Karl ffs

v-max is the big sister of V'ger

Saw the movie yesterday. Loved it. Not sure it needed to be r rated

Hey friends. Still looking for work!

Just saw the Odyssey. What a movie.

Ding Dong

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

Invfightsible

It's not well known but winning the Novel Peace Price* comes with one free get-out-of-red-card. *FIFA

Lol AI is so good. If you google the actor who plays the smiley monster in From, it conflates him and an author of the same name in the ai summary. Uses his picture, her pronouns and describes this Frankenstein amalgam as both being the author and the actor.

I'm a hero 😁 I just earned Hero tier 👑 on #AltHeroes — 100% of my Bluesky image posts have alt text! Check yours: www.altheroes.com

alt 🤖 WISHING EVERY HOMOPHOBE AND TRANSPHOBE A SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE MONTH #A11Y is #POLITICAL

Huh I think I might need to learn Zig?

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

Exhibit 1

Now designers, too, can feel like experienced developers 🥲

Friends in Europe, Like many around the globe, one of my course students recently has lost his job and is now looking for a new opportunity. ✨ Do you know any good companies in Belgium that are looking for a Frontend developer with a passion for UI/UI and Accessibility to connect him with?

So eh how do I get on another appview again? Asking for a friend

I should do a giveaway here too! I'll randomly select someone who retweets this to receive a signed copy of Daughter of Crows 🙂

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is great

Wow you can reply see how flat they are

Add a food to a movie title The Dark Knight's Sourdough Rises

How many billions?

My godson had a Sonic themed birthday party. The balloon was... Special

I can't get over how perfect Chopper is in #onepiece season 2

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Soo happy to announce I've just launched my first ever solo indie game's demo on Steam!! Check it out! I don't have a big audience so even a simple RT would go a long way in reaching the right people and I would really appreciate it. #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist Oh no

~7 years ago I started curating a list of Design Tokens resources on GitHub… today I launch something better. An updated, tagged collection of 292+ articles on design tokens. www.alwaystwisted.com/projects/dtm... more links/resources coming soon. 🙏🖤 #DesignTokens #DesignSystems #WebDev

I'm so tired

Don't know what it is but I'm feeling incredibly exhausted today and having trouble focussing my eyes

I don't understand what the point of text generators generating text at each other is...

Wonder Man was really fun