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Wonderful powerful 4th plinth statue and Banksy brilliance before we headed down the tunnels at Aldwych with Hidden London this afternoon.

You may have had an extra hour in bed this morning, but I had four, and it was glorious. #lieins

read all your "jokes" about the clocks changing, that's an hour of my life I will get back

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Oh my DAYS

Wonderful stuff as SYLVESTER STALLONE gets punked by MUHAMMAD ALI at the 1977 Oscars. (Oh, and his film won 3 Oscars that night)

Ding Dong bell, Pussy’s in the well. Who put her in? Little Tommy Robinson. Who pulled her out? A fucking refugee trying to make a positive moral contribution to society.

One of the bands I've wanted to see live is @theclientele.bsky.social since I bought their back catalogue in 2017. But I was today years old when I found out I've already seen them live, when they supported Trembling Blue Stars back in 1999! Still want to see them play live again, though.

when i use a tiny screwdriver to change the batteries on a kid's toy

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

I pay more attention to new music than probably the average person, and even so, a 6Music host will say 'coming up we've got some Wobbly Ghosts, new music from Mr Grub, and a little treat from Dave On Fire' and for all I know they could easily be making all of these artists up.

That good news. I a supermarket from 1997 - 2008. Give pounds me.

Most people don’t realize that the popular 70s/80s dramedy M*A*S*H was actually a British adaptation from the American war-mongering procedural "Mobile Army Surgical Hospital Extraction Deployment — Post-Operative Tactical Assault Target Offense-Engagement Squadron” (M*A*S*H*E*D P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S).

*ahem*

www.my9albums.com/s/y7AHBUWwRJ #my9albums

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

The layout for the execution in the US has been released by the state department

A good friend of mine has started a petition to have record shops move T’Pau records from the T section to the P section c.org/mLvKyNRbhs

There isn't suddenly more ADHD nowadays. We've just learned to recognise it better. #ADHDAcceptanceMonth

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

A timely reminder: KNOW YOUR PARASITES! TICKS: External parasites: Remove with tweezers. WORMS: Internal parasites: Remove with medication. ➡️ BILLIONAIRES: Economic parasites: Remove with wealth tax. ➡️ Immediate intervention is crucial for your health and the health of our communities. (NHS)

A cynical person might ask, of course, why are "young men of fighting age" wearing hijabs? 🧐

“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”

Number one in the charts? Bell Biv DeVoe… youtu.be/uIqn3Dzs77g

“One of the feelings I carry around with me is gratitude. I tell our students gratitude makes you feel lucky, & feeling lucky is a force field to all the bollocks in the world & that my luck stems entirely from being aware of all the incredible wonderful things that have ever happened to me” Sanjeev

[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES

Just had an argument with my partner, she said we should change all our light bulbs to LEDs, I was incandescent

Move over Jason Bourne. Move over Ethan Hunt. You've got nothing on this Stank Bug. I can't call it a Stink Bug. I had to throw some stank on it. 😎 Runnin' the moulder gauntlet like a pro! #LifuX #Bug

If people don't want to pay tax to make this country function and help out the rest of society and particularly those who need help most... then maybe they should move to Dubai and stop bleating about it. Really sick to death of it.

Here's a thought. With all the AI rogue hacking incidents with the new models.. if everyone with access to those models asked it to find and publicly release the Epstein files for the good of all humanity... they might actually do it. Feel free to test my theory :)

Some wonderful comic timing from Sea Breeze here.

Hey guys, does anyone know what ‘envelope gravy’ is? Photo taken in a Real Canadian Superstore in Toronto. I previously assumed it was your arse crack when you’ve had a wet fart. ‘Oh no, I have envelope gravy!’ sort of thing.

I feel this is probably quite important information. You wouldn't want to get it wrong.

Why do Meta seem incapable of making pervert glasses that actually suit Zuckerberg?

Make Britain Imperialist Again campaigner “Tarquin Sebastian Wealth-Inherited” would like to be known as ‘Tarky Sebbo Wazzi’ when he’s not wearing a balaclava, which he only does to stop being identified as an entitled racist cunt.

Patriots protesting the national trouser shortage.

Someone gave me a book about anger management. I lost it.

The BBC has long given up even pretending to be interested in who these people are, why they are coming or how they might feel, in favour of acting as a kind of shop window for the parties to display their wares of violence and cruelty

What a lovely story

@adhd-alien.bsky.social I wasn’t expecting it to be so heavy! 😊

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