Adam Merkley

@jeffgeerling.com TIL Starlink supposedly has a Stratum 1 NTP server running locally in every Starlink dish listening on 192.168.100.1

A Zacharia is 5 days. A Scaramucci is 11 days.

Now whatever meddling they have planned can get swept up in confusion created by this ruling.

How come these GOP bribery schemes keeping happening at fast casual dining? Tom Homan with the CAVA bag, Susan Collins at Corner Bakery.

Gonna have to start a collection plate for my plex users to kick in a bit for additional hard drive space unless storage prices miraculously start to fall.

This is known as the Stelter Strut @brianstelter.bsky.social

Ah it's all making sense now.

Trump bashing Pirro is objectively hilarious. She's incapable of saying anything negative about him, so how will she ever respond?

This hydration break stuff is bullshit. In my day the players would pass the fuck out at Rice Eccles and they liked it. #WorldCup #RealSaltLake

Hacks just had a PERFECT series finale.

Economic indicator: Buying a sewing kit and watching Youtube videos on how to mend holes in clothing.

After years on a Pro Max phone I'm switching to a base iPhone. The large screen was nice but my pinky finger is tired.

TANKING WORKS!

How is it that ABC interrupts an NBA playoff game but Fox keeps airing a regular season MLB blowout? #WHCD

Onsite reporters calling in with their half boozy recounts of what occurred. #whcd

Pretty sure the Liberty Biberty girl from the Liberty Mutual ad is also in a Mr Clean ad.

Now that I wear reading glasses I need to figure out how to dangle them around my chin like Daniel Craig in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Guess I'll clean up my calendar.

@jaketapper.bsky.social Does Boris Sanchez try to sneak hot dogs into the broadcasts? I've seen multiple times now where he's worked glizzies and Ben's Chili Bowl into guest chats. 😂

The President directing DHS on how to spend funds is a constitutional crisis, right?

"Sean Penn couldn't be here this evening, or uh didn't want to..." Kiernan gives zero fucks #Oscars

HOLY SHIT A TIE???? #oscars

Im a 45 year old man and I'm not prepared to watch Stevie's final GMM or any after tbh

Literally only the second time in my adult life I couldn't place the host. Turns out he's from Heated Rivalry. Jerrod Carmichael was the other one.

I know this makes me a certified dork, but an album I keep going back to over the years is Painted From Memory by Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach. #music

Compare & contrast. This is Trump’s demand for Greenland. And this is Hitler’s for the Sudetenland. There is no difference. The language. The unstoppable need to dominate. The megalomania. It’s the same. And Keir Starmer’s response is appeasement. We are in that moment. 1/

Trump is never beating the bald spot allegations.

@olbermann.bsky.social Your opinion on the "Text Chain" thing they do on CNN please!

Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean nothing anymore?

So he's basically taking all the bullshit stupid announcements they've made all year long that have never materialized and announcing them again, all at once back-to-back on live tv.

Hey billionaires, you don't need 37 private jets. 2 or 3 is nice.

@olbermann.bsky.social Chuck Todd getting fashion advice from Steve Bannon? #layers

@samsteindc.bsky.social You looked so annoyed when Ruhle brought in the other panelist lo

5 IPAs is warm face happy level.

I officially disown the St. Louis Cardinals. I've never been to St. Louis but I chose them as my team when I was a kid. (Ozzie was cool.) But the current team sucks. And ownership sucks. I live in Phoenix now and the Diamondbacks also suck, but at least they're local. Diamondbacks it is.

Forget Dead Internet Theory. What about Dead Group Message Theory? I'm out here yelling into the group messages with no answer.

If you're the FCC Chairman and you've become a household name, you're probably bad at your job.

I hope there are many MAGA guys asking their mothers or wives if they took Tylenol while pregnant and now are wondering if their kids or they themselves are autistic

Today sure made for an awkward day in the work group chat lol. I just bit my lip and didn't say anything.

Day 45 in the bb house and these idiots finally have figured out that Rachel is a threat #bigbrother #tv

If you're watching CNN and one of the guys on the panel is a white guy in a cowboy hat you're about to hear some out of pocket racist shit.

Started rewatching Band of Brothers. I vaguely remembered it dropping right around 9/11, and I was right. The first two episodes premiered Sept 8, 2001 and then we all got super horny for patriotism and tuned in for the rest of the series.

Imagine paying $8B to buy Paramount and then you turn on the TV to see what your new company is showing on CBS and you see this unemployed guy on Big Brother in an egg detective costume.

Just restored a .bak user profile for a user and… it actually worked. I don't know the last time that worked for me lol. The Windows Gods were smiling upon me today.

@willsmith.fun Brad & Will Didn't Make a Tech Pod?

There's gonna be a bullpen car for this game but inexplicably it isn't a NASCAR? #MLB

I turned on the nationally televised game on Fox and it's from Bristol Motor Speedway in TN but there is a rain delay. What a disaster for MLB.

Only Connect is back!

Dear MLB: Bring the Swing Off to regular season games. That was great. #MLB #AllStarGame

Did it make me believe a man can fly? No. Is it the best Superman since the Donner movies? Yes.