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El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

The protagonist of the Scribblenauts franchise, Maxwell, finally thought of writing down “cancer cure” into his magical notebook that can summon anything. paletteswap.site/dif...

It's nice out. ❤️

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

ugh i was going to make dinner tonight but i have to disavow the muslim brotherhood

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

when i was 19 i got hired at Starbucks. they had me taste a “bad” espresso shot and a “good” espresso shot. they tasted equally awful and they said i wasn’t a good fit. i still see the “Future Roast” 401k in my portfolio

haha me lol

An industrial-grade 3D printer has reportedly been used to manufacture hand, arm, and leg prosthetics for amputees instead of a cool toy resembling the Ghost-type Pokémon Gengar. paletteswap.site/dif...

i’m using — these wherever, i want; now

RIP Tupac, you would've loved Nintendoland.

Just one of the optional dungeon entrances in our game! Would you dare to follow the flying insects inside? If you like the game's vibe, you can wishlist it on Steam 🔽 #JRPG #pixelart #indiegames #ドット絵

Happy 27th Birthday to the best console that never got a chance. Sega euthanized it before it had a chance to hit its stride, but what we got was amazing nonetheless.

Gamers who raised a Dark Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle will not be admitted to heaven, according to the pope. paletteswap.site/dif...

Physicists are predicting humanity will unlock the ability to double jump before the end of the decade. paletteswap.site/dif...

Cool, cool, I have a couple quick questions -- who's in charge of preventing food-induced illnesses right now and how good a job are they doing?

why isn't there a national great big ass day

this is my super hot wife btw

asshat. leaving the country to die to protect his neck. you’ve killed 350k people against your “beliefs”. fucking loser

fuck yeah

Texans, don't let this poll fool you. You must get out the vote in Nov. Don't take anything for granted. Vote! Vote! Vote! New poll shows Talarico leading Paxton by three points, 51-48, and holding strong leads among key constituencies, including independent voters. bit.ly/4wabnYs

what in the sam hill!

our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities

video games are so good

They are girlfriends.

YESSS I KNEW LIL TEXAS WOULD TAP RESE FOR A TRACK AHHHHH

Wario you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE @dropout.tv

HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

@invisihole.bsky.social hey you haven’t been posting and i’m honestly worried

imagine liking twenty one pilots

Rocket Rese getting hiphop heads to listen to hardstyle is so wild

if i already have to hold the fucking button to complete the fucking action, don’t ask me if i’m sure

34 years ago today, Batman Returns was released in theaters, giving the universe the perfection that is Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. No one has ever looked this cunty on screen, before or since. #HellHere

😇😇😇

When you make 1 trillion dollars, you have won the game. They should give you a parade and a gold statue. And then take away all your money and you start New Game+ with tougher enemies.

i just hit 3,000MW of power in Satisfactory and i’ll be admitting myself into a psych ward on thursday

next year

anybody have downers they’re not using