Ryan Ziolko 🚀

I want to live on Longview Ln so when I need to give my address I can say "like the Green Day song", and get back a blank stare.

Catching up on more classics that we've somehow never watched for #ScaryMovieMonth with The Evil Dead (1981). #NowWatching

Trying to relive those glory days for #ScaryMovieMonth with The Substance (2024).

Heading to camp for #ScaryMovieMonth with Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026). Currently searching up abandoned (haunted) camp properties on Zillow.

Tossing in a classic horror movie for #ScaryMovieMonth with House on Haunted Hill (1959). $10,000 in 1959 would be roughly $115,000 today. Not bad to attend a party! What could go wrong?

We're looking to Spain for the next #ScaryMovieMonth pick with [REC] (2007). Time for some subtitled found footage fun.

Day 2 of #ScaryMovieMonth has us questioning AirBnBs with "unique and exotic" rooms with The Black Room (1982).

As was foretold by calendar app on my phone, the warm (cold?) of embrace of #ScaryMovieMonth has returned! We're kicking off day 1 with John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). If you want an interesting read about behind the scenes overwintering in Antarctica, check out: brr.fyi

The Apollo in Real Time site is a treasure. I've watched/listed to the first moonwalk so many times, but you can pick different audio loops to listen in on, and get a tiny sense for how much was going on behind the scenes. #Apollo11 Neil is about to head down the ladder. apolloinrealtime.org/11/

After reading an article about the Cyclosporiasis outbreak, I feel like Captain Oveur from Airplane! (1980). We had a Taylor Farms pre-packaged salad with dinner. 😳

Chowing down on #Junesploitation 2026 Day 30: '80s Comedy! with Eating Raoul (1982). #NowWatching We were down to this and Hardbodies, and let the fates decide.

Opted for weird for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 29: Free Space! with Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988), and I think it was mission accomplished.... like hopefully Sam Hell's is too. 🫡 #NowWatching

Divertirsi a #Junesploitation 2026 Day 27: Italian Cinema! with The Case of the Bloody Iris (1972). #NowWatching If I see "plate o' shrimp" in this movie, I'm going to lose it.

Staying up late to keep the streak going. Not wearing a cape for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 26: Heroes and Villains! with Hobo with a Shotgun (2011). #NowWatching

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 25: Jackie Chan! we're staying safe with The Protector (1985). So far this is quite different than every other Jackie Chan movie we've seen.

Quick trip to the grocery store for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 24: Slashers! to get Intruder (1989). #NowWatching Just a few minutes in, and there are some fun camera angles.

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 23: Exploitation Auteurs! we're locked up with The Big Bird Cage (1972). Jack Hill is an (exploitation) auteur, right? Also, bonus points for Pam Grier!

Getting back at #Junesploitation 2026 Day 22: Revenge! with Naked Vengeance (1985). #NowWatching I always enjoy a movie with it's own original intro song.

Celebrating Father's Day and #Junesploitation 2026 Day 21: Free Space! with the aptly named Father's Day (2011). #NowWatching Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there!

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 20: '80s Sci-Fi! we were fortunate to see Repo Man (1984) on the big screen (thanks @patrickbromley.bsky.social!) at Classic Cinemas. #JustWatched 🍽️🦐

Going with the writer/director/star combo for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 19: Black Filmmakers! with Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (1971). #NowWatching We were *not* prepared for that opening.

Dreaming of some peace and quiet for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 18: Franco Nero! with A Quiet Place in the Country (1968). #NowWatching This better not be weird!

Three way for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 17: Hong Kong Action! with The Heroic Trio (1993). #NowWatching It's weird, and all the music sounds vaguely familiar.

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 15: George Romero! we caught The Crazies (1973). #NowWatching

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 14: Cannon! we're fighting through Invasion U.S.A. (1985). #NowWatching Pour one (gallon of gasoline) out (onto TNT and light it on fire) for Chuck Norris.

Kicking ass and taking names for #Junesploitation 2026 Day 12: Kung Fu! with Raw Force (1982). #NowWatching Pushing play now, don't let us down insane movie description!

Choo! Choo! For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 11: Disasters! we've got a fever for The Cassandra Crossing (1976). #NowWatching I've spent a lot of the movie yelling "stop touching your face!" to everyone on the train.

It looks so weird outside right now outside Chicago. It’s like we’re on Mars. #ILWX

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 9: Thrillers! we turned to Crimes of Passion (1984) to see if it'd do the trick. #NowWatching I hope they get that hot tub.

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 8: Zombies! we dug up Cemetery Man (1994). #NowWatching I've already learned a new word: ossuary.

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 5: Teenagers! we had Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) fall out into our laps. #NowWatching OMG, it has a song!

For #Junesploitation 2026 Day 4: Blaxploitation! we're chasing down Truck Turner (1974). #NowWatching They had me at "chase through a wastewater treatment plant".

Launching our #Junesploitation 2026 Day 1: '90s Action! with Class of 1999 (1990). Don't be a fool, stay in school.