Mark C

Big Black Pink

Rupert the Bear's little twig golem mate

Things I was frightened of as a child: - down escalators - Rupert the Bear's little twig man mate - the Bohemian Rhapsody video

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Depeche Mode Slint Nancy Sinatra Sonic Youth Eminem Blackpink Neko Case Robyn Pixies Jurassic 5

Make a band bigger: The Tupolev Tu-160s

Pretty sure it was this one...

Hi, I'm an infected horsefly bite to the shin

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Twink killer santa

My Humps

Wayne Rooney wearing his nice wedding suit for the commentary

Saw Jet Li Fist of Legend in the cinema - in the final fight when it looks like Jet is losing, a Jamaican guy with a really strong accent shouted "Get up Jet, mon, and wreak some destruction!"

Bernard Bin

If you see this, post an archer

The last Spain game had Penelope Cruz and Rosalia in the crowd. Still waiting for them to cut to Lea Seydoux or Vanessa Paradis or someone for this France game. Get your act together France.

Isabelle Adjani in Possession, devoured the scenery and then most of Berlin

Abba, Rod Stewart, Carly Simon, Meat Loaf, Cat Stevens, Simon and Garfunkel

At the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right

Top ten action movies I made up: 10. The Smitening 9. Thicc Target 8. Twin Bladed Mama 7. Fire on Fire 6. Brace Position 5. It is what it is 4. To live and die in E10 3. Flip Zone 2. Glasgow Shake 1. Frango in Chains

Wyld Stallyns have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Ten acts you've seen, female singer edition: CMAT Robyn Neko Case Lykke Li The Breeders Babes in Toyland Kim Gordon Blackpink St Vincent Sleater Kinney

Drop someone with long hair

Needle in a Haystack - The Velvelettes Good Morning Captain - Slint Landslide - Fleetwood Mac Pink Venom - Black Pink Where is my Mind - Pixies Teenage Riot - Sonic Youth We Found Love - Rihanna Casimir Pulasky Day - Sufjan Stevens Indestructible- Robyn Enter Sandman- Metallica

My humps my humps my lovely lady lumps

People only pretend to like gin and tonic, due to peer pressure or something

Walthamstow sunset last night

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated

Norwich Cathedral or Castle, or the Berol felt tip pen factory at King's Lynn :(

You know you're in Essex, either geographically or spiritually, if there's a stall selling fresh shellfish in a random lay-by or car park.

"The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to get us!" - Sufjan Stevens

First favourite song growing up as a kid: ABBA Take a Chance on Me

Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage" Sausage Substance

This amazon product is not exciting me

BIRD

We Bought A Zoo With Big Naturals

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers: The Breeders Blackpink Babes In Toyland Girls Aloud Sonic Youth

Ruin a movie or TV show by adding 'if you know what I mean'. Die Hard, if you know what I mean

Slightly diminish a game Worms and Steps

No no no Kinetic Strike and Battle Rhythm are special moves in a Japanese fighting game where all the characters are winsome school girls with pastel hair

When I worked at Sainsbury's in Norwich a customer kept addressing me as "Captain"

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16

She smiles and says I will always love you

Overheard outside our house tonight: "Oh look, it's Michael Myers off Temu"