Alex Ma-zuur

Not Dutch, just tall, on a bike, and in Holland

The amount of political texts I get addressed to the previous owner of my US phone # is incredible. I also know nontrivial information about that person: political preferences, rough neighborhood where they live, etc

technically no-one at the AmTrak station said that the little train stickers weren't for adults so

Trespassing in the County of Middlesex moment

Look at the good boy!

They say Chinese distill American AI models but glm keeps giving me unsolicited 中文

Instagram decided to advertise to me, in Russian, a very cheap but awfully looking tiny studio in Brighton Beach

I have a pretty photo of the West Town

The main difference between me and Maimonides is that Maimonides wrote "Guide of the Perplexed," whereas I am just Perplexed.

Overgewaaid uit Nederland: steeds meer Amerikanen vieren Sint-Maarten

getting gas in Janesville, WI I saw a huge "What's worse than Chicago? TARIFFS" banner. apparently has been reported in the news: www.wisn.com/article/bill...

big gap!

I’m a fucking cliché

there’s always a chance Nazis burned down their own building for sympathy, they have a record on that

Het voelt als kerstmis. Ik moet naar de bakkerij om te kijken of ze oliebollen hebben.

Maybe half of the internet should not have been built on top of something called “Personal Home Page”

the world in which I was born no longer exists, instagram (incorrectly) translated "электричка" (EMU, by extension: any regional train) as "electric car". Which is a meaning that didn't exist ten years ago

and the religiosity clearly reads as "more muslims" btw

This is the funniest business to advertise at the airport

So, with respect to the yesterday’s eMudhra compromised certificate: their private keys had all zeros after 8th bit. So one of the secret numbers was 4. All of the others were under 256 too. I assume this to be stupidity though we do have a history of the encryption being undermined deliberately

onion futures protest

City is pretty

The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

I think this one guy might be too powerful. (Also why the bullshit excuses about how this isn’t the Starshield)

Since I’m going to a spy-themed party, should I dress like James Bond or Jan Maršálek?

Lake looking like a postcard tonight

Like a true Dutchman I do have an AH bag even very far from home. To be honest I saw someone with a (now-withdrawn) cotton AH bag yesterday on the train