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Veteran, Dog-lover, True Blue Advocate, Author, Avid Reader, and a Sipper of the Bourbon! Stand Strong, Resist Fear, Protect Our Future. 🚫DMs 🚫Porn 🚫MAGA-Cultists 🚫Crypto 🚫Go Fund Me I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear.
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The Couch-Humper continues: This is why I use eyeliner on my ass! www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...
Too much couch-humping will make you say the quiet parts aloud: www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...
Felonious Trump Offering A Cool $1M To Anyone Who Reports Fraudulent Voting! If you read the tiny fine print, you only get it if: 1. It is proven fraud 2. The state/office is won by a Dem 3. If the Repug candidate has a great ass 4. You split the $ with him www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Trump argues that New Mexico should change its name because it is not part of Mexico. He wants names to reflect what things really are. In related news, Trump, from here on, will be known as The Felonious Fat F#@k. www.rawstory.com/trump-new-me...
MAGA Republicans are the modern-day reverse Chicken Littles. Gas prices are not high Latinos support Trump ICE is doing God's work Ukraine is the reason for the gas prices soaring POTUS is the most sane person - EVER Midterms will be theirs www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
When SCOTUS Alito has Frenched all of the POTUS ass he can take - this happens! www.thedailybeast.com/scotus-justi...
Is this when you bite the hand of your Overseer? Nobody knows the trouble MAGA Byron is going to see. . . www.rawstory.com/byron-donald...
Adding insult to injury, Cruz also agreed with Trump that his wife is sorta ugly! Cruz is a worm’s man. #FamilyMatters www.mediaite.com/online/how-p...
Natalie can prove the ‘kissing’ photo was fake b/c when she and her geriatric boyfriend kiss, their forked tongues intertwine. Trump White House scrambles after ‘kissing’ photo with devoted aide goes viral www.rawstory.com/trump-natali...
Are Americans Being Shortchanged? Trump says he'll give each one of U.S. $5k after the Repugs win the Midterms. We all worked hard this year; is it too much to ask that we get the same bonus he gave to Natalie - $45K? #Justice www.thedailybeast.com/trump-corner...
Melania explains why she won’t be accompanying the felonious POTUS next week. It’s b/c she shares custody of Toddler Trump with Natalie; and, next week is Ms. Harp’s turn to coddle him. www.thedailybeast.com/melania-hits...
Kash’s new FBI recruits can legitimately be called pig f$&kers 😳 www.rawstory.com/fbi-ms-now/
Eureka! We have just discovered what Trump calls dick! He blurted it out for all to hear. Don't believe me? Check out the clip in the story below. #PinkyHerman open.substack.com/pub/politicu...
Having hit their "Kill Quota" for the month, ICE did this: www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...
Trump YELLS: "LYING LIB LUNATICS! They say the fountain water is brown! Anybody with 20/20 vision can see that it is Trump Golden! You can judge for yourself: www.thedailybeast.com/trump-vanity...
When I saw this news story, I knew immediately it was a FAKE. Trump only had 4 unforced NATO errors? This is FAKE NEWS! The MAGA King doesn't make mistakes. The maths seems off to me. I demand a recount! www.mediaite.com/media/news/w...
Nipple-Gate? www.mediaite.com/media/news/h...
Twarted by a Federal Judge who won't allow Trump to put his name on the Kennedy Center, our Felonious POTUS announced his signature-brand of Trump Depends. chatgpt.com/s/m_6a1ae694...
Upon hearing this, did Trump say? These are my PEOPLE. Guys, give them a couple of million from the $1.6B so these poor, misunderstood folks can have a soft landing. Couple caught using racial slurs while attacking child and spraying hose at group in cafe www.rawstory.com/boston-coupl...
When you are so off your nut that you think MAGA Repugs love you? In fact, #MrHoody is now voting for MAGA crap. Dude, needs some serious help. Fox News goes all in on Fetterman www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Another bottom of the gene pit dweller shares that all white folks use racial slurs about black people when they speak among themselves. White Folks - is this true? White streamer says he shot Black man in self-defense after his racial insult led to fight www.rawstory.com/dalton-eathe...
From the depths of his closet, Senator Graham clamors for something "Big, Strong, & Painful". WTF is he talking about? #MorePearlClutching #WeakWarMonger www.mediaite.com/politics/lin...
Felonious Dude seems to have a problem with his women. Kind of freaked out, Tulsi has taken to wearing a disguise to work - just in case. #TheDesperateDCHousewives Another Trump Cabinet member ousted as White House touts 'phenomenal job' www.rawstory.com/lori-chavez-...
Whiskey Pete has his lips so firmly attached to Trump's ass that he is being accused of going around in blackface makeup. Hegseth kisses Trump's ass again, and religious zealots rewrite history www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
And I thought I was the only one. . . Forgive me, Father www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Wait! Erika Kirk can appear at a high school event, but she couldn't appear with couch humper J. D. Vance because of security concerns? Sounds fishy to me. . . Erika Kirk event booted off high school campus after backlash from students and parents www.rawstory.com/erika-kirk-2...
Upon seeing this headline, you automatically knew the letter was addressed to Trump, although it could have been addressed to any member of his Cabinet. An Open Letter to the Dumbest Man in the World www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Well, there is only one of Trump's Three Witches left standing. “Double, double toil and trouble; / Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” What's the over/under on Trump telling Tulsi: "Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you"? www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Darn it! Pam just found out that she needlessly slapped on her kneepads for POTUS, only to get the heave-ho from the Felon. It is a good thing that her old lobbying firm got a bag from those no-bid contracts while she was the AG. #ExitStrategy www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
It's all becoming clear now about why Kristi hooked up with Corey Lewendowski. She prefers her man's boobs to be A-cups? When asked about this, the Felonious POTUS said there's nothing to see here, as it is not like her husband takes golden showers. www.mediaite.com/politics/wtf...
Two convicted female felons have an ace up their sleeves. It is rumored that they will offer the Felonious POTUS unlimited golden showers if he pardons them. Good plan? www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Felonious Trump uses self-affirmation to prove that he has always been an idiot. #LittleDickEnergy www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Hmmm? Trump & his merry band of idiots claim Google is biased. What’s the over/under of the amount they plan to extort from Google ? Is there a ballroom addition in our future? www.mediaite.com/media/news/k...
The time when MAGA definitely thought Trump had performed miraculous deeds - and as usual, they missed the obvious. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Would you trust Trump to babysit your 13-year-old blonde daughter who faintly resembles Ivanka? www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Nobody puts Baby in the corner, but things go differently for the #OnlyFansGranny Trump put Noem in the corner during 'Shield of the Americas' special envoy debut www.rawstory.com/envoy-noem/
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What a freaking joke! Trump supposedly canned Noem over her affair with Corey. This - from the guy whose personal brand is tabloid infidelity. Apparently, the only unacceptable affair in Trumpworld is one he wasn’t part of. www.rawstory.com/corey-lewand...
ATTENTION!❗ Due to circumstances beyond her control, this weekend ICE Barbie will hold a garage sale of her many cosplay outfits. Included is a special blankie that is only slightly stained. #FAFO Trump demotes Kristi Noem www.rawstory.com/trump-fires-...
Straight from the FAFO Files - Trump finds out why Jeanine Pirro was on a Faux News program and not in a courtroom. It 'doesn't end well' for Pirro as she keeps failing to make Trump happy: NYT reporter www.rawstory.com/pirro-failur...
Most would argue that Trump has long been rotten to his core - and they probably are spot on. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Like his master, Trump, Tony Gonzales has proven himself to be Epstein-worthy. www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...
When the #EverHandy Lauren Boebert calls you out for your sexual hijinks, you know that you done F'd up! www.mediaite.com/media/news/j...
When Trumps' Aides unwittedly told their felonious boss a truth. . . Trump advisors manipulating president by ‘playing’ on fears he’s inferior to Obama: report www.rawstory.com/trump-267529...
Meow! MAGA Vs. MAGA! Trump mocked over relationship with top loyalist: 'Late night calls are for side pieces' www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer...