Matt Real

Gameshow stream twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I genuinely think this is the best I’ve ever looked.

Here’s the thing. Whenever they’re calling for someone on the loud speaker / PA, I know it’s not for me. I pride myself on being neither outstanding nor in need of assistance. They got no questions/concerns for me. And they wouldn’t be shouting me out neither!

And so we say goodbye to AuGuest, and hello to a passport of global luxury gum flavors, with our friend Matty Real @mattyistalking.com. New YKS! Watch: youtu.be/96Lg4Ly4bK8 Watch and listen ad-free: www.patreon.com/c/yourkickst...

Today!!

Son of Sam movie where the dog is making some "really good points"

Next week I’m back on my game show bullshit as Mattch Game returns! Join us for a chance to play along (and win) with panelists @demilardner.bsky.social @thelukeman.bsky.social @stefanheck.bsky.social @hcjustin.com @ipaintbirbs.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social

Sorry I'm late I was using the Groot voice on my Waze. Didn't know where the fuck to go.

This Monday, Name Change Week returns! With special guests @rickypeacock.bsky.social, @hcjustin.com, @pizzasuplex.bsky.social, @thelukeman.bsky.social, @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.com, @demilardner.bsky.social, @tomwalker.bsky.social, @coollike.gay, and @mattyistalking.com! Wow!

I’m so grateful that the president we’ve been saying is dumb as rocks and text book insane for the last decade has shown himself to be undeniably dumb as rocks and text book insane in a way that even the dumbest and most insane can’t really ignore.

I’m such millennial 🤪 I clicked on Depop and started thrifting big Dog tees when I meant to click on DoorDash to order my avocado toast!

Never read it. Simply no interest in invading the princess's privacy

Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you

They’ll be like “Johnny Depp is unrecognizable” and it’s just him with a different hat on

The year is 2045 You’re eating lunch in your car (still gas) watching a Netflix video essay called “Why Everybody On Gameshows Sat Far Apart for a Year”

Just a reminder! If you aren't seeing the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX you are missing a lot of information.

The Quizard sucked @yayforzig.bsky.social into the Pit and we chatted all sorts of fun video game facts that even the biggest gamers don't know. Give it a watch/listen!

Time keeps on sippin...into the future

"My hug where is?" - Yoda

going for the world record on how many times one human has brought up pigeon milk 😈

Today I think is one of my favorite eps of The Quizard’s Pit. We had @ipaintbirbs.bsky.social in the Pit and we had such a friggin laugh.

It goes all the way to the almost top. Get the truth now with The Haggerty Show.

I don't think Christianity should be considered in lawmaking. All their songs are like "I'm going somewhere else after this so who cares"

everybody who seemingly is less interested in the new Shrek movie because of what he looks like needs to go back and watch the first. THATS THE WHOLE POINT. IT DOESNT MATTER.

When you're over 35 you can say "the other day" and it could mean anytime in the last 5 years

Jessie Eisenberg’s The Debut? Could have sworn I’ve seen him in something before

I’m not too good at using Bluesky but hey there are 7 total eps of my and @shanemadej.bsky.social’s new weekly comedy trivia podcast The Quizard’s Pit.

Game show stream! ALL NEW SHOWS! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Live for Game Show Stream! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

I think drummers look really cool when they hit the cymbal and then stop it with the little pinch shortly after

I am live for game shows twitch.tv/mattyistalking

@shanemadej.bsky.social and I have now officially been sucked up into the Quizard's Pit, a weekly nightmare where we have to come up with 6 obscure facts about a particular topic, or I guess we never go home? First episode - Birthdays is now up!

@shanemadej.bsky.social and I are unfortunate victims of getting sucked up into space weekly and on Monday we release the first episode of a podcast that tells our horrific story. @nicklutsko.bsky.social gave us this amazing theme and Jared Sosa followed it with an incredible animation.

EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...

Revenge bed time what am I sleeping with Kill Bill? 🤪 Just joking everyone! Have a great weekend!

I'm live watching game shows twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Yeah we're watching game shows :) twitch.tv/mattyistalking

And just like that! I'm live! twitch.tv/mattyistalking

Here. See you tonight :)

I am live with twitch.tv/mattyistalking

How lucky are we!

March of Guests II concludes with @mattyistalking.com on the game show stream! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy