Matt

Cat on a hot bin roof #Heatwave #RedAlert

This should be a story everyone is talking about. Kushner is a traitor. Trump is linked. Kushner is an unelected official who Trump put in charge of negotiating with Russia, excluding Ukraine. Kushner needs to be in jail now, with Trump following soon after

I'm really pleased for Harry Kane. He thoroughly deserved to win Balon D'Or 2026. His incredible goalscoring and assists record alone put him in contention, but he does so much more for Bayern and England - contributing in defence and controlling play from deep. Proud Harry's recognised now! #COYS

Well done Dutch spies! We all assumed Kushner was dodgy AF, but the Dutch got proof of all his dodgy dealings - all started with Trump. Kushner is so compromised, Putin should have literal strings attached while UAE, Saudi and Israel should all have their arms up his arse

Trump and GOP-sponsored ICE thugs have been stealing US citizens off the streets and are guilty of murder and likely rapes too. Looking at what's going on in the US, I thought of this artwork: It Can't Happen Here. Sadly, the worst is happening, so vote them out! #midterms #voteblue

I admit I thought Spurs had no chance today. Our record at the Bridge has been woeful over the years and we've had a tough start to the season. I'm proud of the performance and I hope this is a turning point to more and better results #COYS

This says it all #COYS

A player commits dangerous play... red card... hang on, it was against Spurs. Forget it #COYS

Spurs actually playing better than Chels at the Bridge. Been a long time since we've seen that, but MUST score! #COYS

Spurs must score when they're on top in games. 70% possession, 10 touches in opposition box to 2. Need to fashion chances and take them! #COYS

This needs to happen once Trump is ousted. Reclaim all the funds misappropriated during Trump's Presidency by all his crime family!

So pleased Spurs won the get the monkey off their back. Hopefully that will calm some of the nervousness going forward. Having Madders and Deke back is huge! It made Marmoush and others look better. JPVH needs to improve though. Really thought he'd be one who'd come in fully ready #COYS

I will always love Ben Davies! Name the stadium after him now! #COYS

Spurs need to get the ball and keep it. We're so nervous! Deki please! Bring him on and give us a lift! #COYS

Van Hecke cannot tackle!

Spurs need to get control of the ball and calm the nerves on the pitch and in the stadium. I'd bring on Deki to give us a lift! #COYS

Van Hecke awful throughout that sequence. Tosin invisible putting his arm up claiming hand ball not getting stuck in. Spurs are still really bad defensively #COYS

I'm so happy for Madders! 🥰 And so happy for us fans having him back on the pitch starting! 😍 He is the difference maker we've been missing #COYS

This is AI researched, but Spurs' goal scoring record when Madders and Solanke start is good! If these two can get firing again, Spurs will be a different proposition! #COYS

Great to read Tyrese Hall is getting noticed by De Zerbi. A couple of years ago he was my pick to emerge into the first team squad, but it's not happened... yet! I'd love him to prove himself and earn some minutes on the pitch soon www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba... #COYS

Great to read Tyrese Hall is getting noticed by De Zerbi. A couple of years ago he was my pick to emerge into the first team squad, but it's not happened... yet! I know we have a lot of midfield options but I'd love Tyrese Hall to prove himself and earn some minutes on the pitch soon #COYS

As soon as they were found guilty, who immediately knew the team that was most financially impacted by City's cheating? #COYS

Trump strikes deal for Russian oil. Zelenskyy strikes Russian bot farms. That seems only fair to me. Get Trump out and it will severely weaken Putin

Someone who tracks the big right wing social media aggregator accounts should plot how reduced their activity is since Ukraine hit Russian misinformation centres. Their are the Russian bots, and those who are paid to repost them... will they just post about the weather until midterms?

With a top goalscorer, Spurs would have won this game. They were much better than United for 90% of the game. Draw was least Spurs deserved even after going down to 10 men. So frustrated Spurs' recruitment team left us short. Hopefully Dom's goal helps him get some confidence back #COYS

Glad Dom mugged off Martinez #COYS

Yeeeeesssssss! #COYS

Spurs down to 10 and the United fans booed the announcement of 8 added minutes. Spurs can get something! #COYS

Shaw pushes Bencancur in the neck into row Z and he reacts, understandably. Shaw's was violent conduct! Benta puts his head down but doesn't headbutt Shaw. He was an idiot. Screw the ref and VAR. Also screw Martin's for chopping Madders

Spurs need to break a record going back 48 games to come back and win?! #FFS #COYS

Totally undeserved by United. This is what happens when you spend £400m but don't sign a top goalscorer! Lange and Vinai should be sacked in the morning! #COYS

How? Solanke? How? #COYS

Gallagher was Spurs' best player in that first half imo. Really positive, pressing and making things happen. I'd love him to emerge as a top 10 as I thought he would when he was at Palace #COYS

This is a game of one team who didn't buy a top finisher vs another who didn't invest in their defence #COYS

Solanke managing to headbutt a defender in the ankles following up a chance is symptomatic of Spurs forward issues #COYS

Solanke seems a shadow of the brilliant hold up player and monster presser he was. Need more from him #COYS

Spurs have done everything well except shoot and score! They MUST make this dominance count! Who are our goalscorers going to be? Step up and take responsibility lads! #COYS

Spurs were cut open by Villa, so changes at the back are not surprising. Udogie yes, but are Gray out of position and Senesi (over Micky) improvements? Tonali as our 10 or Gallagher? I hope they do well, but I think I'd rather play LWB - an actual in form 10 #COYS

If I were Spurs, I'd sign Benzema as a free agent. He's a former Balon D'Or winner and one of this generation's best goalscorers. He'd at least be able to give Solanke and Marmoush advice in training - just by watching his movement they'd pick up tips. If he looks good, register him in January

BBC ranked every PL Club's start to the season, and they've given Spurs 2/10. Cannot argue with that - basically stating facts. Spurs need a total transformation over the three week international break for me to believe they can avoid relegation! #COYS www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Spurs bottom of the League for at least the next 3 weeks. Tottenham spent hundreds of millions to score 2 consolation goals in over 450 minutes of football; conceded 8. We're deservedly a laughing stock. So depressing! The players and manager need to use this shame as a kick up the arse! #COYS

Stats suggest Spurs were unlucky in that game, but when we can't defend and concede 3, our 2 goals need context. Villa will have dropped off at 3-0 up. That meant Spurs played a different team then - Spurs couldn't score in 85 minutes of a toe-to-toe match up. Worrying times at Spurs #COYS

Can't even celebrate Spurs finally scoring. A consolation feels like a slap in the face at this point

I was happy Lewis' put up money for transfers, but my worry was always those spending the money. Who sells previous seasons' top scorers 3 years running, doesn't register last year's top scorer and sells bright young English striker this time - and doesn't sign any proven Prem goalscorer? #COYS

This is getting ridiculous #COYS

Frustratingly Spurs have been the better team, but all that matters is scoring more goals than your opponent and Spurs *still* haven't scored a league goal. Spurs going to overcome yet more hoodoo to win this matc - 36 matches?! This stat is a damning indictment of the last few years #COYS

The longer Spurs' league goal drought goes on the greater the pressure and the stadium gets so tense. Spurs have been the better team, created chances but failed to take them. Story of the last three games. They need to find goalscorer fast, because this is getting ridiculous #COYS

Spurs better side for large parts of that, at Anfield - how often has that been the case? Positives: - Spurs score vs PL opponent - Created more chances - More minutes for Madders, Kudus building match sharpness - Tel, Fernandes, Tosin all good Negatives - We really lack a finisher #COYS