Matthew Colwell

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.

americans, my one big hope for you, and i am really rooting for all of us here on this one, I want you to remember you really can just take control of your society. you don't have to worship money and police and domination and elites. you can despise them and penalize them

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I think the replacement of describing feelings with chemicals instead is a way of distancing yourself from the illogical (womanish) feelings by placing the blame on the imperfect machinery of your brain

every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them

Maybe we'll have DRS (Dead Republican Summer)

me waking up every day:

my favorite data center is the library

Sometimes I feel annoyed, alone in my own home and then realize I just left the overhead light on

I beg you to stop screenshotting and quoting the dumbest posts on the protocol, I have just this one human life and I want to see your posts and not theirs

The thing about getting into a new hobby is all of sudden you find yourself having strong opinions about insane things like line spacing (7mm! And the line should go all the way across the page!).

what if we simply put every person who works in marketing on an island with no way to communicate with all us normal people

The beers is actually the hard part here.

watching kurosawa on my iphone mini in pip while playing subway surfers

Let's get these numbers up!

I, for one, love paying for The Verge's ethics policy and think you should, too.

Whack-ass conspiracy theorists used to make their own websites and have at least a passing knowledge of HTML. Now they just post on social media. Nobody wants to work anymore.

fix your hearts or die and America chose die

it's a good day on the internet when we can all talk about one of the greatest foods, the humble sandwich.

Pedophiles endorse rapist

Reading an article titled "Why didn't Brazilian democracy die?" and a key part of the story is a Supreme Court that actually did its job

The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

republican supreme court justices

Dude is one post away from getting on his knees and oinking like a little piggie

A sign of how fundamentally broken and inadequate to the moment our information and media ecosystem is when the president is deploying the military to crush protests against his mass kidnapping scheme, and the question is whether those who oppose it are being nice enough.

Chanting “shame” at cops: sanctimonious, doesn’t work because they don’t have any Chanting “quit your job” at cops: constructive feedback, funny

"Anti-wokeness" is just grievance politics. Its central conceit is being a whiner. Lame weirdos, the lot of them.

Final Fantasy Tactics without a moment of hesitation.

"Abolish ICE" and "defund the police" are both reasonable and correct on the merits but were absolutely neutered by centrists smearing them as radical activist overreach.

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

A while ago a lovely German man appeared at our church. He came a few times to look around during our Saturday opening hours, before asking if the piano abandoned in the corner worked. I told him it was horrendously out of tune, and the cathedral piano tuner had deemed it not worth sorting out.

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

i'm a millennial in the way that sometimes i just need medium sized screen to do certain tasks

i love how punditry always boils down to "what if I've never had a second order thought about [topic] in my entire life?" just absolute bozo shit 24/7

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

what if we all do it at the same time?

Ohio: hits 50 degrees Me: oh, I didn't actually want to kill myself. It was just winter.

By the way, people should understand that the admin doesn't have to shoot or gas people to kill them. If you pile people in military-run camps in Gitmo and the Panamanian jungle without adequate food or healthcare and just wait, people will die

20 year anniversary version of "Wake The Dead" goes so hard. Comeback Kid forever. youtu.be/_T3j12KkdIk?...

my current pet peeve is video creators not properly ducking their music bed behind the dialogue