Matt Fulton

We’re still shipping him to The Hague.

The truest thing JD Vance has said in a long, long time.

The powerful executives who cozied up to Trump didn't oops accidentally forget about pendulum swings. They either: 1) Like the fascism 2) Calculated it was here to stay, so going along was savvy 3) Saw no real downside, no consequences when the pendulum swung Crucial to show them 3 was a mistake

The crowd has the energy of those tapes from Jonestown

Welcome to the not getting it hall of fame

An E-5 outside the Wawa on Thomas Circle told me he liked my coat and I said thanks.

Chinese-made cars rented by Norwegian military automatically recorded and stored video footage during military exercises www.techradar.com/pro/chinese-...

“Added up, that’s a lot of billions. And yet: It’s still just the cost of doing business for Meta.”

Now, we all know, if they could, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, et al. would simply never stoop so low and find another Texan named “James Talarico” to run as a Democrat. That would be unethical. That would be unfair. After all, if you win by betraying your core values — have you really won at all?

By Christmas, they’re gonna have netting installed around the roof and upper windows at Main Justice like those Foxconn plants.

GTA VI giveaways at the local dispensary. My brothers and sisters, it may not feel like it, but we are so close to the Promised Land.

Trump teases more strikes on Iran. Oil markets jump again less than two weeks from a midterm in which his party will get historically decimated largely due to gas prices... Just stepping on rake after rake after rake after rake. That's the only talent this idiot has.

“Ratfuckery for me, but not for thee.” Announcing this in advance should definitely help keep Peltola’s margin small enough.

Their internal polls must be fantastic…

The humanitarian Putin bombed more civilians today. Maybe Witkoff should spend a couple weeks in Kyiv to see first hand how much of a humanitarian his friend in Moscow is.

The thing is I worry that that this poll suffers from selection bias because it excluded the 95% of respondents who likely said, “you can fuck all the way off with this bullshit question.”

The last thing a Big Mac sees at 3am before being washed down with a fistful of Adderall. Terrifying way to go.

I have been praying for this kind of pushback from Democrats against Elon Musk for a long time now and I am thrilled that the Talarico camp is leaning into it. Light. Him. Up.

Some lowly program security officer is highly pissed this morning. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

Exquisite. No notes.

The U.S. and Israeli militaries have developed specific plans for renewed strikes against Iran after the American midterm elections, according to U.S. officials and other people briefed on the deliberations.

And after that, with all haste, I want command and control of his satellites seized by DoD, I want his citizenship revoked, and I want him flown on that (also-seized) bootleg Qatari “Air Force One” straight to The Hague with a big ribbon slapped on his head.

This administration keeps blaming Elon and Starlink, yet are unwilling to hold him accountable. If they believe he did it, send in the DOJ / FBI to go after anyone who broke our laws.

These guys are addicted to being in charge of everything, but never responsible for anything.

I came to realize that when people say they want "realism" in mil/spy thrillers they have no actual way to know what is or isn't realistic. When they say realistic, what they really mean is something that kinda reads like every other fictional work in the genre that they are familiar with.

ICE agents in DC waiting for some five-year-old to walk to school

Mearsheimer is f—king insane

1. We’re all trying to find the guy who did this… 2. If that happens, the very worst person Israel could have managing that relationship is probably Bibi Netanyahu.